It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

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[Subdeacon Joe]

Proper charcuterie board.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCzK06isnWw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

looked like a heart attack for some  🤢

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

You don’t want to make coffee with ground mustard.

 

Just take my word for it, ok?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

     ....... or mistake salt for sugar ......  😒

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

someone has done went and lost their mind 

 

  

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

someone has done went and lost their mind 

 

  

It might be wandering, but it's not lost...

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2001, on the set of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes , actor Michael Clarke Duncan tripped over the scenery and fell violently to the ground.

His ankle appears to be sprained. It is decided to take him immediately to the emergency room to get a diagnosis. The actor is placed in a wheelchair.

However, when he enters the emergency room, all the staff and patients look at him with a terrified look.

For a long time, people are surprised, bewildered. Some are even frightened. No one goes to him to inquire about his situation.

It's not quite a standard treatment. We can really talk about special treatment because it's him...

Oh, I forgot to mention that, in order not to waste time, Michael Clarke Duncan left the set directly to go to the hospital. He did not put on makeup again and therefore did not remove his gorilla costume.

So what the emergency room staff and patients saw arriving in a wheelchair was this:

"There must have been 25 people in the emergency room," the actor said, " and they all turned to me at once. I had my full makeup and my armor on… I could see in their eyes that they were like, 'What? They're bringing in a gorilla in armor in a wheelchair?!'"

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

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I remember reading some years back. The discussion was about what to have in the bedroom in case of Home invaders, burglary, things of that nature.

 

One guy said he did real good with a samurai sword. He says that people tend to leave in a hurry when a 6'4 300 lb naked man swinging a 4-ft sword comes running downstairs screaming.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

BIL Keeps a French Army, Indo China Machete beside his bed.

Blade is about 1/4" thick, 20 " long, shaped, at the tip, like an Arabian Nights Scimitar and he keep it razor sharp.

Plus he lives in the boonies, so....................

[Sedalia Dave]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC2TLxQyWiL/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

[Sedalia Dave]

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[Subdeacon Joe]

56 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

(Thank you for giving me the perfect place to use this)

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

"Die Hard" a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshalling of limited resources -is a Hanukkah movie.

 

 

"Stalag 17," is a Christmas movie.

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers.

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

10 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

My GAWD!!! You don't seriously mean to say that you're going to "come out" as a straight,  white,  Christian gun owner, do you?

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

My GAWD!!! You don't seriously mean to say that you're going to "come out" as a straight,  white,  Christian gun owner, do you?

 

 

WELL NO!

As Dad used to say:

[Subdeacon Joe]

When Franzetta meet Henson .

 

 

Edited November 29, 2024 by Subdeacon Joe

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Young man buys a house in the country. He paints the house, fixes the fence, and cuts the grass. Priest comes by to visit and says; you and the Lord God have done a beautiful job fixing up this place. Young man: thanks but you should have seen it when God had it all to himself.

[Subdeacon Joe]