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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Admit it when you read this it was in this voice.

 

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Actually, I heard this voice.

 

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom.B)

 

41 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Except in one Irish neighborhood in Syracuse, NY.

 

And in some parts of Texas.:wacko:

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18 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom.B)

 

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Tipperary Hill, in Syracuse, NY (the name should explain the reason).

 

Green on top" traffic light... Tipperary Hill in Syracuse ...

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21 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom.B)

Except when they are horizontal. 

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An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1).

He opened the first (1st) page, which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...." He did so, and the airplane engine started....

He was happy and opened the next page...

"To get the aeroplane moving, press the blue button..."He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed....

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page, which said: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button...

"He did so, and the plane started to fly.. He was excited..!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page....

And....page four (4) says; "To know how to land an aeroplane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

Moral of the Story

1. Never attempt anything without complete information.

2. Half education is not only dangerous but destructive!

3. Stay in your lane; stick to what you know and you are good at.

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