Sedalia Dave Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 28 minutes ago, Alpo said: Admit it when you read this it was in this voice. 3 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 56 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom. 1 2 1 Quote
Alpo Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Admit it when you read this it was in this voice. Actually, I heard this voice. 4 3 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 40 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom. Except in one Irish neighborhood in Syracuse, NY. 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 Pierre and Christos were discussing their heritage Christos said, “Greeks invented sex.” ‘’Pierre replied, “Yes but the French, we got women involved.” 1 5 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom. 41 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Except in one Irish neighborhood in Syracuse, NY. And in some parts of Texas. Edited July 17, 2024 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1 1 Quote
Ozark Huckleberry Posted July 18, 2024 Posted July 18, 2024 (edited) 18 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom. Tipperary Hill, in Syracuse, NY (the name should explain the reason). Edited July 18, 2024 by Ozark Huckleberry 1 2 Quote
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Subdeacon Joe Posted July 18, 2024 Author Posted July 18, 2024 21 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom. Except when they are horizontal. 3 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 18, 2024 Posted July 18, 2024 55 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Except when they are horizontal. Like in some parts of Texas. 1 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 19, 2024 Posted July 19, 2024 An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1). He opened the first (1st) page, which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...." He did so, and the airplane engine started.... He was happy and opened the next page... "To get the aeroplane moving, press the blue button..."He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.... He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page, which said: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button... "He did so, and the plane started to fly.. He was excited..!! After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page.... And....page four (4) says; "To know how to land an aeroplane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!" Moral of the Story 1. Never attempt anything without complete information. 2. Half education is not only dangerous but destructive! 3. Stay in your lane; stick to what you know and you are good at. 5 1 1 Quote
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