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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: Cute but they are not a mating pair. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Maybe they live in California. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 16 Author Share Posted June 16 How to mess with your OCD neighbor. 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 9 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: How to mess with your OCD neighbor. ........ PURE EVIL (genius) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 17 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ PURE EVIL (genius) Go to google search. Search just the word "askew." It is one of many google Easter eggs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 16 Author Share Posted June 16 1 hour ago, John Kloehr said: Go to google search. Search just the word "askew." It is one of many google Easter eggs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reubin_Askew https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Askew 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 9 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: During one of Reagan’s visits to the UK, Ron and Her Majesty were in Hyde Park, London, in a formal carriage pulled by 6 matching white horses. Very formal, very regal, very grand. The guards on horseback, marching soldiers in full regalia - the whole 9 yards. One of the 2 rear horses suddenly lets out a ghastly green fart - the vapors overwhelming the carriage driver, and the soldiers nearby, and of course Liz and Ron. After they recover, and realizing just how extraordinarily bad this was, the Queen just had to say something. So she said “You know, Mr President, there are things even the Queen of England cannot control!”. He responded, “Ma’am, until you said something, I thought that was one of the horses…” If that indeed did happen, which I very much doubt, I can see Her Majesty laughing uproariously at it! 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ozark Huckleberry Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 A story about Calvin Coolidge (and supposedly the source of the 'Coolidge Effect'): President and Mrs. Coolidge were touring a farm, the president escorted by the farmer, Mrs. Coolidge by the farmer's wife. Mrs. Coolidge noticed a rooster mating with a hen, and asked her guide "Does that happen often?" The wife's response -- "All day long." Whereupon Mrs. Coolidge quipped, "Please tell that to Mr. Coolidge." The farmer's wife passed on the request to her husband, and as they later passed through the chicken yard the farmer pointed out the rooster's enthusiasm to the president. "Same hen every time?" The president asked. "No, different hens." Was the reply. "Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge." 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck and cut him off couple of times. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so f***ing funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “Every time you had your back turned, I stepped outside the circle!" Edited June 17 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Take a little NyQuil and it won't matter whether you're naked or not. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 2 hours ago, Alpo said: Take a little NyQuil and it won't matter whether you're naked or not. In a dr Watkins cough syrup bottle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 4 minutes ago, Alpo said: Uncle Bob? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 I wondered more about that fuzzy headed boy wearing the dress. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Only in Canada you say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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