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DeaconKC Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 On 3/2/2024 at 2:33 PM, Alpo said: Huh. I guess things change. I have not D&Dd since around the mid-80s. Looking at that list I see all sorts of classes I never heard of. But I don't see an illusionist or a thief. Now I suppose they took a magic user and split him up into a warlock and a wizard and a sorcerer, but magic users actually did magic. Illusionist just made you think they did. And how in the hell can you go through a dungeon without a thief? They're called Rogues now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Because thief was not politically correct? 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Thought this was worth a chuckle…. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 That's excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Alpo said: ...... no, it goes everywhere ....... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Cotton candy was invented by a dentist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Cotton candy was invented by a dentist. ........ like, he needed the work ......... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road. (at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!) One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!" 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 A man walks into a dentist’s office as it about to close. The dentist says to him “I'm just leaving, can I help you?” The man replies “doc you've gotta help me, please!” The dentist says “what's the trouble?” The man says “I think I'm a moth!” “A moth?” says the shocked dentist, “you don't need me, you need a psychiatrist!” “I see a psychiatrist” the man says. “Well, why'd you come in here then?” asks the dentist. The man replies “Your light was on." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 On 2/28/2024 at 10:44 PM, Alpo said: Me, too, but I had to do a lot of work on the place. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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