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On 8/26/2023 at 12:11 PM, Brazos John said:

Did it work?  

 

For its stated purpose no it didn't. For its actual purpose, which was to make a few people exceptionally rich collecting public funds, it was a smashing success. 

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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

For its stated purpose no it didn't. For its actual purpose, which was to make a few people exceptionally rich collecting public funds, it was a smashing success. 

Sounds like here in America!

Texas scoundrels mastered that technique many years ago.

Texas needed roads.

Brown and Root built roads.

Everybody in Houston worked for B&R at some point, on one project or another.

Times were great!  :FlagAm:

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Dingo Fence has also always been controversial -

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Fence

Sounds like here in Texas!

They've been trying to keep out North-bounders from South of the Rio Grande for years, but most attempts have been unsuccessful! Or met with opposition. 

 

Are y'all allowed to shoot rabbits and dingoes? 

 

Just wondering...

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1 hour ago, Brazos John said:

Sounds like here in Texas!

They've been trying to keep out North-bounders from South of the Rio Grande for years, but most attempts have been unsuccessful! Or met with opposition. 

 

Are y'all allowed to shoot rabbits and dingoes? 

 

Just wondering...

 

Rabbits are open season 24/7 365 days a year......Dingoes come under a Protection Act (not sure of all States) but landholders can apply to shoot problematic sheep killing ones. Dingoes interbreed easily with cattle farm working dogs, so theirs a lot of mixed breed wild feral dogs with Dingo blood in them also. 

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38 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Nice garden spider.  Believe they are spread pretty broadly in the U.S.  Big and attractive, for a spider.

The gold iridescence did not come out in the picture, it is not the typical English Garden spider I know and love.

 

Have one of those making a web over the porch screen door right now. Hope I don't walk through it by accident and get a free Kung Fu lesson.

 

On edit; The one in the pic might be a Golden Orb Weaver. Just got this update.

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22 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   ..... has to be after Feb 14 1966 ......... :mellow:

What detail am I missing?

 

The club opened in 1959, so after that. But how do you figure Valentines Day 1966?

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2 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

What detail am I missing?

 

The club opened in 1959, so after that. But how do you figure Valentines Day 1966?

 

That date as Wallaby deduced was the introduction of decimal currency in Australia.

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4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

That date as Wallaby deduced was the introduction of decimal currency in Australia.

No way I would have known that! :lol:

 

Which brings up another thing I don't know... Does Australia celebrate Valentines Day? I think it was a "holiday" invented by Hallmark Greeting Card Co, so don't know it it goes beyond US borders.

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6 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

No way I would have known that! :lol:

 

Which brings up another thing I don't know... Does Australia celebrate Valentines Day? I think it was a "holiday" invented by Hallmark Greeting Card Co, so don't know it it goes beyond US borders.

 

Yep......we celebrate Valentines Day :) 

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27 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

What detail am I missing?

 

The club opened in 1959, so after that. But how do you figure Valentines Day 1966?

 

24 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

That date as Wallaby deduced was the introduction of decimal currency in Australia.

 

 

   .... perzaxly ....  -_-

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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Cocoanut is a bit of a worry. 

Cocoanut Grove Cooler by The Educated Barfly
  1. 1 1/2 oz Blended Scotch Whisky.
  2. 1/2 oz Dry Curacao.
  3. 1/2 oz Batavia-Arrack.
  4. 2/3 oz Lemon Juice.
  5. 2/3 oz Pineapple Juice.
  6. 1/2 oz Passionfruit Syrup.
  7. 1/4 oz Orgeat.
  8. 1/4 oz Grenadine.
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47 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:
Cocoanut Grove Cooler by The Educated Barfly
  1. 1 1/2 oz Blended Scotch Whisky.
  2. 1/2 oz Dry Curacao.
  3. 1/2 oz Batavia-Arrack.
  4. 2/3 oz Lemon Juice.
  5. 2/3 oz Pineapple Juice.
  6. 1/2 oz Passionfruit Syrup.
  7. 1/4 oz Orgeat.
  8. 1/4 oz Grenadine.

 

I've never seen coconut spelled like that before.

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