The Aussie Humour Thread

[Alpo]

And both your country and my country could have fit inside the (no longer existing) country Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, which was 8,650,000 square miles.

 

Again - big whoop.

[Buckshot Bear]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

And the country of Australia - 2,900,000 square miles - will easily fit inside the country of the United States - 3,700,000 square miles.

 

Big whoop.

 

It's called elbow room. 

[Buckshot Bear]

Pink Underwing Moth Caterpillar

 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Shingle Back Lizard

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Bearded Dragon

 

[Eyesa Horg]

3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Shingle Back Lizard

 

 

Just what I'd want to bump into!!

[Buckshot Bear]

 

[Buckshot Bear]

2 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Just what I'd want to bump into!!

 

 

Most boys I knew Eyesa had one of these (or a Blue Tongue lizard) as a pet.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

What's the average speed on those highways? Is there a speed limit, or is the surface the limiting factor?

 

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by Abilene Slim SASS 81783

[Buckshot Bear]

50 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

What's the average speed on those highways? Is there a speed limit, or is the surface the limiting factor?

 

 

 

Common sense speed mostly, lots of camels, and big brahman cattle wandering about. Usually the corrugations are enough to loosen your teeth to make you go slow and if sections are sealed its usually only one car width which necessitates pulling over onto the shoulder at least two wheels while the other vehicle does the same (and hope it's not a 65 meter long road train) if it's been raining, getting those two wheels back on the sealed section can be fun. 

[DeaconKC]

5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Where is the next electric car recharging station?

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, DeaconKC said:

Where is the next electric car recharging station?

 

LOL .....    Hey @Subdeacon Joe t'was DeaconKC not me this time 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

on the trailer , being pulled by the EV 

 

  CB 

 

  time to stir the pot 

[Buckshot Bear]

Tourist Poster 1930s Bondi Beach

 

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 ...... it's a Honda CBR 250 ......... were the cops on foot ?  

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 3/22/2023 at 4:21 AM, Alpo said:

And both your country and my country could have fit inside the (no longer existing) country Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, which was 8,650,000 square miles.

 

Again - big whoop.

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was never a country. It was a union of countries.

 

near as I can figure it was 15 countries.

 

oh, and I’m sure you have heard of first world and third world. Warsaw Pact nations were the second world.

 

 

Edited March 24, 2023 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

On 3/22/2023 at 11:36 PM, DeaconKC said:

Where is the next electric car recharging station?

 

Much like here in Canada, they are planting a grove of current bushes every 250 miles.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

hope them current patches be lighted , would hate to stop in the middle of the nite and wizz on one of em 

 

  could be a shocking result. 

 

   CB 

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Buckshot Bear]

Here its Devon

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

Bologna if the dia , is around 4 in , reckon that would be 100mm

 

 if small dia it would be summer sasuage , but that does not have near enough spices for that 

 

  CB 

[Rip Snorter]

On 3/22/2023 at 5:23 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Common sense speed mostly, lots of camels, and big brahman cattle wandering about. Usually the corrugations are enough to loosen your teeth to make you go slow and if sections are sealed its usually only one car width which necessitates pulling over onto the shoulder at least two wheels while the other vehicle does the same (and hope it's not a 65 meter long road train) if it's been raining, getting those two wheels back on the sealed section can be fun. 

Many decades back, in Great Britain, there were striped posts and laybys every so often on narrow rural roads.  Paved as was the road.  Always thought it was a great idea.

[Buckshot Bear]

9 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

Bologna if the dia , is around 4 in , reckon that would be 100mm

 

 if small dia it would be summer sasuage , but that does not have near enough spices for that 

 

  CB 

 

 

 

 

[Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139]

25 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Here its Devon

 

 

Looks like dog food to me; not something I'd want to eat. It resembles bologna too much.

 

PF 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

the big roll is a  DELI pack , to be cut on a big slicer 

 

 most here comes pre sliced 

 

  CB 

[Rip Snorter]

Actually, there is a local company whose hot dogs I buy to give my old dogs their meds.  Saw their baloney the other day and bought some, 4" across, and thick slices.  Add a bit of cheese and tomato sauce or BBQ, not a bad sandwich.  Indistinguishable from Devon, I'd bet.

[Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L]

Nothing like a good, fried baloney sandwich with a little brown mustard on white bread.  Throw in some Kraft Mac & Cheese, a dill pickle, and a Cowboy Hat, and I'm 10 years old again!  Damn, Now I'm Hungry! 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Aussie crayfish....almost look to good to eat

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Hobbyco Sydney 1956

 

Pretty sure that's a Diana Mod 1