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Have you run out of ideas? I realize this is 67 pages, but both the wrap around spider and the junket have been in here before. You're recycling.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Have you run out of ideas? I realize this is 67 pages, but both the wrap around spider and the junket have been in here before. You're recycling.

 

I'm turning Green

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Have you run out of ideas? I realize this is 67 pages, but both the wrap around spider and the junket have been in here before. You're recycling.

 

Running out of ideas???? This is Australia....never happen :)

 

We've discussed Junket....but I don't think that photo of Junket has been posted, if I have.....I claim the same thing that Biden does :) "I don't remember" !

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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And Texas has been on the warming tray since February.

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1 hour ago, Brazos John said:

And Texas has been on the warming tray since February.

 

We haven't (hopefully) got too much more to go through until Autumn arrives soon.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 i went to Melbourne once, didn't see any wimmen in backless dresses ......   <_<

 

I ain't goin' back   :angry:

 

Shoulda' gone to Sydney :P

 

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FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!

 

  ........ I used to live in Sydney .......... weren't no Ladies in backless dresses there neither ........

 

 I mooved out and, after 28 years ........ verrrrrrry few Ladies in backless dresses here neither ......   :(

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Knickers, a Holstein Friesian cow from Australia, is so massive that she cannot be slaughtered or sold. Weighing in at an impressive 3,086 pounds (1.4 tonnes) and standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall, she has become an internet sensation due to her extraordinary size.

 

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My Mother (83) still makes chocolate crackles .......  :wub:

 

  ............ and that devon and tomato sauce sandwich needs pineapple OR vegemite (not both)  ;)

 

 

               .............. and BUTTER !!!!!

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

A VERY common lunch!

 

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A favorite of mine but with a slice of American Cheese added, and another slice of baloney.

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5 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

A favorite of mine but with a slice of American Cheese added, and another slice of baloney.

 

 

 ................... that ain't baloney, it's devon; .... unless you call devon by the name of baloney.  ;)

 

Devon, in my notsohumble opinion, is made from the floor sweepings of the day before .....  <_<:o:unsure:

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7 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ................... that ain't baloney, it's devon; .... unless you call devon by the name of baloney.  ;)

 

Devon, in my notsohumble opinion, is made from the floor sweepings of the day before .....  <_<:o:unsure:

Never tried Devon, but it sounds pretty much the same as the Baloney here in the U.S.  Bologna is a different proposition.  Whatever falls into the sausage meat machine...but not a bad sandwich.

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42 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

A VERY common lunch!

 

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Needs way more bologna.:D

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9 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Never tried Devon, but it sounds pretty much the same as the Baloney here in the U.S.  Bologna is a different proposition.  Whatever falls into the sausage meat machine...but not a bad sandwich.

Essentially mystery meat! But I like it!

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18 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Never tried Devon, but it sounds pretty much the same as the Baloney here in the U.S.  Bologna is a different proposition.  Whatever falls into the sausage meat machine...but not a bad sandwich.

 

Yes your baloney is called devon here Rip.

 

And your ketchup here is tomato sauce -

 

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8 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Essentially mystery meat! But I like it!

 

LOL .......  lips, noses and bum holes 100% beef :) 

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Dad used to sing this one when I was a boy

Dunderbeck's Machine
There was a man named Dunderbeck who invented a machine.
It ground out perfect sausages, and it was run by steam,
The pussy cats and long-tailed rats, no more they will be seen,
They're all ground up for sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.


Oh, Mr. Dunderbeck, how could ye be so mean,
To ever have invented that sausage meat machine?
The pussy cats and long-tailed rats, no more they will be seen,
They're all ground up for sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.

Now, one fine day, a little boy came walking in the store.
There was a pile of sausages lying on the floor.
While he was a-waiting, he whistled up a tune,
And all them little sausages went dancing around the room.

One night, the thing got busted, the darn thing would not go.
So, Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to find what made it so.
His wife she had a nightmare, she was a-walking in her sleep.
She gave the crank one big yank, and Dunderbeck was meat!

Oh, Mr. Dunderbeck, how could ye be so mean?
Aren't you awful sorry now you invented that machine?
The pussy cats and long-tailed rats, no more they will be seen,
They're all ground up for sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.

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There was a Mexican food place in my hometown... Heard from some folks they thought the Enchiladas sometimes tasted like cat; no idea how they could tell, but I never ate there.

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59 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

There was a Mexican food place in my hometown... Heard from some folks they thought the Enchiladas sometimes tasted like cat; no idea how they could tell, but I never ate there.

Darn, obviously a cat house. 

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