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Not that it is humorous, but because this thread is read a lot on Fridays.

 

Today is a Thursday, today is 10/19.

 

Tomorrow is both a Friday and Ruger Day! Celebrate it.

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5 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Not that it is humorous, but because this thread is read a lot on Fridays.

 

Today is a Thursday, today is 10/19.

 

Tomorrow is both a Friday and Ruger Day! Celebrate it.

I don’t know how the international date line works in Oz, but on this side of it in Kansas, (the other Oz),  it’s Thursday 10/21. 


 

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14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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4 people that weigh 2200 pounds? That's 550 pounds each. I knew the usa had an obesity issue but still?

 

And what if some of the pigeons are in flight on board?

How many rooster eggs can I load onboard?

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A son found a very nice nursing home for his dad, where every need is carefully taken care of by the staff.

He comes back after few days to check on him.

“Dad, how do you like this place, isn’t it great?”

“It’s terrible, son!”

“What! Why? This is the best place in the state, How could you not like it?”

“You see I like to watch TV in common space, and once in a while I tilt to the left, and one of the staff members comes up and puts me back to my seat.

“After sometime I tilt to the right, and again the staff member comes and puts me be back to the seat.”

“Dad, I don’t see what’s the problem, they make sure you don’t fall from your chair. They are very attentive!”

“Sure son, but these f*****s won’t even let me fart!”

 

 

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