Subdeacon Joe 15,270 Posted January 7 https://newsthump.com/2016/04/09/none-harmed-after-imperial-stormtrooper-goes-on-two-hour-mass-shooting-rampage/ Reports are coming in of a mass shooting incident featuring an Imperial Stormtrooper in which nobody has been harmed. Reports from a military base on Coruscant suggest the stormtrooper began his rampage by opening fire into the crowded commissary building, missing everyone, before moving on to firing wildly at a massed formation of troopers, once again causing no injuries. Fellow troopers are understood to have returned fire on the shooter, with little effect. Upon hearing the news, loved ones of fellow troopers rushed to the scene of the shooting as it was definitely the safest place to be. 1 1 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 310 Posted January 7 I have often wondered how futuristic societies, posessing faster than light travel, food replication, external painless diagnostics and surgery, planet destroying weaponry and countless other wonders, have never been able to develop relatively simple fire control systems. The Apache helicopter pilot's helmet visor targeting display will be technology lost to future societies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 1,524 Posted January 7 In the Mandalorian, it is a huge joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 3,651 Posted January 7 1 hour ago, Joke 'um said: I have often wondered how futuristic societies What does future have to do with anything? Remember how the movie starts: A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,455 Posted January 7 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 2,887 Posted January 7 I always wondered if the Stormtroopers wanted to actually hit something why they didn't actually unfold the folding stocks on their blasters and shoulder them properly? Instead they hip-fired them 80's style. No wonder they always missed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 3,651 Posted January 7 Obviously they were fans of The A-Team. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 12,836 Posted January 7 1 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Harley, #14153 1,345 Posted January 8 ‘Nuff said. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 4,470 Posted January 10 On 1/7/2020 at 2:37 PM, Alpo said: Obviously they were fans of The A-Team. They were trained by the A-team. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 939 Posted January 10 https://youtu.be/gf4IGyPTHLo 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 182 Posted January 10 Howdy: It was that commercial that I sent to my son to inspire him to get the grandson to join the San Antonio PD. Turns out he went, interviewed, was one of the best shots in his class and is now helping San Antonio citizens. He said I taught him how to shoot (I took him out every year and watched him do a storm trooper imitation.) HAHAHHAHe absolutely loves his work and takes it very seriously. STL Suomi 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kulshan 20262 49 Posted January 11 The A-Team shot very well, they busted every piece of glass in the joint and never harmed anyone. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 1,032 Posted January 11 We use to call it a long time ago, "spray and pray". 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 4,470 Posted January 18 The Rebel Alliance never used uniforms with red shirts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
