Subdeacon Joe Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 https://newsthump.com/2016/04/09/none-harmed-after-imperial-stormtrooper-goes-on-two-hour-mass-shooting-rampage/ Reports are coming in of a mass shooting incident featuring an Imperial Stormtrooper in which nobody has been harmed. Reports from a military base on Coruscant suggest the stormtrooper began his rampage by opening fire into the crowded commissary building, missing everyone, before moving on to firing wildly at a massed formation of troopers, once again causing no injuries. Fellow troopers are understood to have returned fire on the shooter, with little effect. Upon hearing the news, loved ones of fellow troopers rushed to the scene of the shooting as it was definitely the safest place to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 I have often wondered how futuristic societies, posessing faster than light travel, food replication, external painless diagnostics and surgery, planet destroying weaponry and countless other wonders, have never been able to develop relatively simple fire control systems. The Apache helicopter pilot's helmet visor targeting display will be technology lost to future societies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 In the Mandalorian, it is a huge joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Joke 'um said: I have often wondered how futuristic societies What does future have to do with anything? Remember how the movie starts: A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 I always wondered if the Stormtroopers wanted to actually hit something why they didn't actually unfold the folding stocks on their blasters and shoulder them properly? Instead they hip-fired them 80's style. No wonder they always missed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Obviously they were fans of The A-Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 ‘Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 On 1/7/2020 at 2:37 PM, Alpo said: Obviously they were fans of The A-Team. They were trained by the A-team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 https://youtu.be/gf4IGyPTHLo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Howdy: It was that commercial that I sent to my son to inspire him to get the grandson to join the San Antonio PD. Turns out he went, interviewed, was one of the best shots in his class and is now helping San Antonio citizens. He said I taught him how to shoot (I took him out every year and watched him do a storm trooper imitation.) HAHAHHAHe absolutely loves his work and takes it very seriously. STL Suomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulshan 20262 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 The A-Team shot very well, they busted every piece of glass in the joint and never harmed anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 We use to call it a long time ago, "spray and pray". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 The Rebel Alliance never used uniforms with red shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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