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55 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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Amateur.  Everybody knows you buy coffee, TP, chocolate and alcohol for a major storm.

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16 minutes ago, Chantry said:

 

And he's probably one of the ones from Australia....

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3 hours ago, Chantry said:

 

And he's probably one of the ones from Australia....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  ................. I can't help it, I sorta think I should be "offended" ......  :blush:

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4 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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I wonder where that picture was taking place?

 

Look at the shape of the milk bottles in his hand. I've never seen milk bottle shaped like that. Cooking oil comes in bottles like that. But milk bottles are square. Pints, quarts, half gallon, gallons - doesn't matter. They are all square. Leastwise around here they are. And those are much longer than they are wide

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

I wonder where that picture was taking place?

 

Look at the shape of the milk bottles in his hand. I've never seen milk bottle shaped like that. Cooking oil comes in bottles like that. But milk bottles are square. Pints, quarts, half gallon, gallons - doesn't matter. They are all square. Leastwise around here they are. And those are much longer than they are wide

Not in this country. Note the sign behind him that says “Tobacco on Sale…”

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When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it: Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life.


The dead bastard had a twin…

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1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Those of you who posted a “laugh” emoticon had better make sure your lady never sees that you did. :rolleyes:
 

 

 

Pretty sure we are all consigned to hell but it was pretty funny!

Regards

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Gateway Kid 

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14 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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This is totally true. I was stabbed twice while working in a Max Prison.

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