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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

This is him in '19.

 

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Now whether that is rug or not in that picture of him in '21, he sure looked better in that picture then he does in this one.

A little Botox and a few hair plugs and all is good. Cosmetic surgery in CA was pretty normal when I lived there in the 80’s/90’s . I’d imagine today it’s like fast food 

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

This is him in '19.

 

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Now whether that is rug or not in that picture of him in '21, he sure looked better in that picture then he does in this one.

That's cuz the '21 photo was heavily Photoshopped.... and poorly done at that.

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16 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

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since we're on page 357

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I guess this is one of the joys of accessing the internet on your phone. Trying to figure out what little bitty pictures are.

 

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The first one - 9 mm shooter thinks I have humongous recoil. Got it.


Number two - the guy in the next lane, giant fireball. Got it


Number five - some type of Billy badass shooter. Got it.


Number six - throwing buckets of money away. Got it.


Number three, the reloader - it's just dark. Have no idea what that's a picture of.


Number four, what forums think. I can see the guy, but again I have no idea what that's a picture of.


Could someone possibly help with those two?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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A Soldier, a Sailor, a Marine and Airman got together and were talking about the differences in their respective branches of service. 

The Marine asked, "Okay. You're in The Field and come back to your tent and find a scorpion in it. What do you do?"

The Sailor said, "I'd find something to scoop it into and get it out of there."

The Soldier said, "I'd take my combat boot and squash it."

The Marine said, "As for me, I'd stab it with my K-Bar, cut the tail off, and eat it!"

The Airman said, "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my room."

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On 2/10/2022 at 3:03 PM, Alpo said:

I guess this is one of the joys of accessing the internet on your phone. Trying to figure out what little bitty pictures are.

 

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The first one - 9 mm shooter thinks I have humongous recoil. Got it.


Number two - the guy in the next lane, giant fireball. Got it


Number five - some type of Billy badass shooter. Got it.


Number six - throwing buckets of money away. Got it.


Number three, the reloader - it's just dark. Have no idea what that's a picture of.


Number four, what forums think. I can see the guy, but again I have no idea what that's a picture of.


Could someone possibly help with those two?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#3 Ballistics Equations

 

#5 Spy getting ready to ambush someone

 

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That fourth one, with the guy in the white jacket. In the original picture the yellowish rectangular thing between the gun butt and the bag looked like a belt of ammunition. Like somehow his pistol was belt fed. In your clearer picture I can see that it's a light on in another room. In the fuzzy picture he appears to have a man bun, and that little piece of banister behind him looked like it was part of his jacket's shoulder.

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On 2/10/2022 at 10:33 PM, Buckshot Bob said:

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Everything you need to know about the different branches of the military can be summed up by how they respond to one command. "Secure that building!"

 

The Marines will send a squad in, kicking in the door, performing standard clearing procedures and "neutralizing" anyone inside.

The Army will start throwing up concertina wire around it, digging fighting positions, preparing range cards, get their crew served weapons in optimum placement and have their forward observers coordinate with Divarty to mark high speed avenues of approach.

 

The Navy will make sure all of the lights are turned off and the doors are locked.

 

The Air Force will take out a twenty year lease with an option to buy.

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