Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Buy low, sell high. Can't sell if haven't got. Kept 30 days, wasn't needed. Bargains will kill you. Customer is NOT always right. This was the advice we got from the owner of the business we bought 41 years ago...... slightly condensed to meet the 5 word rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Never complain, never explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Goodnight Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't eat the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 You can't polish a turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 7 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Slow down--more harmonious outcome. Measure twice, cut once. Think before you speak. Beware, stupidity has no limits. You can't cut it longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't mess around with Slim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Keep your mouth shut. You'll regret that later! Engage brain! Then open mouth. Don't believe your press clippings. Never forget to learn something! Don't sleep your life away. Never argue with an idiot. Do your job! You can't have everything. Can't take it with you. Can't get old being stupid! Having fun NEVER gets old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Growing old is not optional. Growing up is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Howdy, Seen on a cap under the hood of a car at the Chicago Auto Show.... Never open this cap Usually. Best CR and I cant believe no one said: vodka martini Shaken not stirred. que the Bond Theme..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't trust a skinny cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone, SASS # 47578 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 "That'll be the day !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Fill em' full of FFg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't pee to windward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Who did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't Kick a fresh cowpie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Here are a few more of my grandads: Only fools argue with skunks Kickin’ never gets you nowhere Smart-asses don’t fit saddles Lassos ain't dating tools Speak plain, save some breath Love your enemies but oil your gun Virtue is its own punishment Creakin saddles ain't paid for Bad manners require fast reflexes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Wesson Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Living always beats the alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Wesson Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 No good deed goes unpunished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coho Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Keep it in your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Measure twice glue once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm only gonna give a few more but grandad had a bunch & most are not approriate for the wire Silence is sometimes the answer Drink upstream from the herd Cowboy-up and walk it off Never wake a sleeping rattler Before cussing the boss saddle-up Cow-chips are paradise for flys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Go ahead, Make my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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