Warden Callaway Posted January 26 Posted January 26 I wouldn't take her to a dowg fight even if I knew she'd loose. Quote
Mossy Horn Gent Posted January 26 Posted January 26 catywampus rat killin long in the tooth good lord willin and the creek dont rise all hat and no cattle dilly dally persnickety willy nilly 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 26 Posted January 26 "Wouldn't touch her with yours" "Wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" Quote
Rev Willy Dunkum, SASS # 61027 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 penny loafers could eat corn through a picket fence Quote
Warden Callaway Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Next thing you'll know, you won't know nothing. Quote
Rip Snorter Posted January 26 Posted January 26 If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose. S**t for brains - blue eyes? A quart short. 1 Quote
Stump Water Posted January 26 Posted January 26 23 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: Bubble off plumb I always heard it as... half a bubble off plumb. Ground squirrels in the grain elevator. A few bricks short of a full load. A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. Nothin' but cobwebs in the corn crib. Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 26 Posted January 26 I've heard.. half a bubble of center Traveling with a light seabag Quote
Stump Water Posted January 26 Posted January 26 When dad and I were building something - a deck, perhaps - and something was off "just a skosh" he would say, "The only people that will ever know are you and me and I'm not telling anybody." When taking measurements for a cut the finest measurement dad would make was in 8ths... but not really. He would tell you, "56 inches and a heavy 5/8ths" or, "56 inches and a light 5/8ths 1 Quote
Alpo Posted January 26 Posted January 26 18 minutes ago, Stump Water said: He would tell you, "56 inches and a heavy 5/8ths" or, "56 inches and a light 5/8ths Mine would tell me whether or not to leave the line. 3 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 26 Posted January 26 And then there was something about the coloration of hairs. 1 Quote
Rip Snorter Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Wasn't that something about curtains and carpets? Quote
Stump Water Posted January 26 Posted January 26 50 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: And then there was something about the coloration of hairs. That too. After I'd gro'd up. 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said: Wasn't that something about curtains and carpets? Or drapes match the furniture 1 2 Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 (edited) Root hog or die! “If you put his brain in a matchbox, it’d rattle like a BB in a boxcar!” ”If you rolled his brain down the edge of a razor blade, it’d look like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway!” ”If her brain was gasoline, it wouldn’t run a pissant’s motorcycle around a grain of rice!” Talkin’ ta’ hear your head rattle. ”Her porch light’s on, but ain’t nobody home!” No fleas on this hound! Edited January 26 by Blackwater 53393 2 Quote
Warden Callaway Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Don't let the screen door hit you in the a$$ on your way out. (Ellen DeGeneres) Quote
Alpo Posted January 27 Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Warden Callaway said: Don't let the screen door hit you in the a$$ on your way out. (Ellen DeGeneres) On Hannah Montana I heard her tell somebody one time, "Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you". Funny, but the way I always heard it was don't let the door hit you on your way out. Quote
Warden Callaway Posted January 27 Posted January 27 When Hector was a pup. Ain't seen you in a coon's age. It ain’t over until the fat lady sings. Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Forty uses this one sometimes… When Christ was a corporal. Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 27 Author Posted January 27 15 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: And then there was something about the coloration of hairs. cuffs and collar don't match. curb feelers. dryer than a popcorn fart barking up the wrong tree. Brownie points down the tubes close but no cigar heebie jeebies flavor of the month pie in the sky real McCoy Quote
Warden Callaway Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Sky high and wide. Useless as tits on a boar. 1 Quote
Warden Callaway Posted January 27 Posted January 27 The room was so small, you had to go outside to change your mind. Five will get you 10. Also: 15 will get you 20. When talking about girls. It tasted so bad I had to lick a coon dowg's butt to get the taste out. 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 27 Posted January 27 He's so skinny, he has to run around in the shower to get wet. Quote
Stump Water Posted January 27 Posted January 27 19 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: He's so skinny, he has to run around in the shower to get wet. If he drank a bottle of cherry soda he'd look like a thermometer. 1 Quote
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