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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Anybody still have a deed to one square inch of Alaska gold field?  Was it in a shredded wheat box?

I remember them, but don't have one!

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Finders keepers, loosers weepers.
You zigged when you should have zagged.
Bet my bottom dollar. 
Not my cup of tea.
Beats anything I've helt, felt, or smellt.
Elevator music.
Can't beat that,  even with a stick.
Harder said than done.
Don't let your meat loaf.
Not even Superman can come arunning.
Rub salt in your wound.
Slap a hot iron on it.
That's just ducky.
Cut from same bolt of cloth.
We found it in the last place we looked.
Chump change.
 
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Posted
20 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said:

Harder said than done.

Easier said than done.

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  • 2 weeks later...
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A penny for your thoughts.
Here's a dime. Call someone who cares.
Spazoid.
Between a rock and a hard place.
Be there in a jiffy.
Written in the wind.
Blind as a bat.
Curse the day.
Lefty loosy. Righty tighty.
Rock around the clock.
Well I'll be switched. 
Chick bait.
You want a Hertz doughnut?
Blew his skirts off. (Racing) 
Mother may I?
On a wing and a prayer.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Taters falling off the wagon.  (Thunder)
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Not seen hide nor hair of him.
Though it was a bugger but it's snot.
 
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- Ain't worth a tinkers damn

- Wouldn't hit a lick at a black snake

- More than one way to skin that cat

 

 

 

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That's the cat's meow.

Fearless Farris Stinker Stations (may have done this one before).

 Lucky Strike Hit Parade.

Car hops.

Softer than a baby duck's bottom.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Roll with the punches.
Turn the other cheek. 
Rain, rain go away, come back again another day.
He took it hook, line and sinker.
I don't know him from Adam.
Less said the better.
Better left unsaid.
Couldn't have said it better. 
Turn you every witch way but loose.
Sock it to me.
Put your John Hancock here.
What goes up must come down.
When the chickens come home to roost.
X marks the spot.
She can talk a mile a minute. 
Knock on wood.
Boarding house reach.
Nothing ventured,  nothing gained. 
Happy go lucky.
Method to the madness.
Breakfast of champions.
Take a walk on the wild side.
Take your best shot.
Going gangbusters.
Shoot the breeze.
Eyes bigger than your stomach.

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