Alpo Posted January 27 Posted January 27 17 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: old as the hills Old as the hills on Grandma's chest
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Please Thank You Excuse me (as in after getting bumped into)
Alpo Posted January 27 Posted January 27 12 minutes ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: Excuse me (as in after getting bumped into) I was in Sam's a few months ago and there was a man there with what I assume where his two sons. The bigger one looked to be about 13. And he was not looking where he was going and he bumped into me pretty hard. And then he shocked me absolutely and completely. He said, "Excuse me, sir".
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 27 Author Posted January 27 have an axe to grind mumbly peg drier than a popcorn fart back to the drawing board high on the hog a foot in the door lame duck skate keys
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Church Key (bottle opener) 26 minutes ago, Alpo said: He said, "Excuse me, sir". Good to see there are still some kids being raised right! Bet his grandparents have something to do with that...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Better than sliced bread… ”It’s all chicken but the gravy and that’s chicken gravy!” Feelin’ Froggy ”Smack you nekkid ‘n’ hide yer clothes!” “Quick as a minnow can swim ‘cross a dipper!”
Alpo Posted January 28 Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Tooky Slim said: Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose Did anybody say that besides Vinnie Barbarino?
Rev Willy Dunkum, SASS # 61027 Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Shines like a star in a goats butt
watab kid Posted January 28 Posted January 28 14 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: Mercurochrome and iodine. remember those well cause i got the treatment , all too often , rusty nails and barbed wire , put it on the victrola transistor radio ring up the operator adjust the antenna adjust the vertical hold icebox put a nickle in the jukebox skateboards barbasol geritol silly millimeter longer church key - pop top tab ice pick stick match spats saddle shoes cigarette girl call for phillip morris .... answering machine
Caprock Kid Posted January 28 Posted January 28 He’s a bubble off plumb His biscuits ain’t done It’s colder than a well digger’s a**
Warden Callaway Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Hook, line and sinker. From the mouths of babes. Loose lips sink ships. Keep on the sunny side. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. I'll knock you into next week. Slow down. You'll get a more harmonious outcome. Better late than never. Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy and wise.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 tighter than two coats of paint (One of Dodge City's phrases. I just took it when he died.) cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey....or a steel bridge.....or a pawn shop sign. dead ringer get down to brass tacks got his goat pipe dream a square meal getting all gussied up
Warden Callaway Posted January 28 Posted January 28 All wet. Wet behind the ears. Take a long walk off a short pier. Go soak your head.
Black Angus McPherson Posted January 28 Posted January 28 I used to use "I'll bet you dollars to donuts" a lot. Can't use it now that donuts cost over a dollar. Actually, I do catch myself saying it occasionally before reminding myself it doesn't make sense anymore. I couldn't tell you where I first heard it. Angus
Warden Callaway Posted January 28 Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Black Angus McPherson said: I used to use "I'll bet you dollars to donuts" a lot. Can't use it now that donuts cost over a dollar. Actually, I do catch myself saying it occasionally before reminding myself it doesn't make sense anymore. I couldn't tell you where I first heard it. Angus Boy, ain't that the truth! I found out about a bakery fairly close so Mary and I drove over. Mary went in and come out with two boxes of rolls, fritters and longjohns. Looking at the price list she also got, it was over $20! I use to fill the gas gusting Olds with gas, take Mary to the drive-in and stop at A&W and eat burger, fries and root beer on $20.
Rip Snorter Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Must be older than you - I remember when a $10 was a decent Saturday night date, similar plan!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted January 28 Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Black Angus McPherson said: I used to use "I'll bet you dollars to donuts" a lot. Can't use it now that donuts cost over a dollar. Angus I use "Dollar to a dog biscuit".
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Sober as a judge highfalutin Gotta pee so bad my teeth are floatin’ Every day and twice on Sunday More than one way to skin a cat (actually refers to fish, not felines) Rich as Croesus Midas touch Ugly as sin (or galvanized sin if really ugly) In high cotton Your salad days (or Halcyon days) Not worth the powder to blow him up (surprised no one here got this one yet) Crazy as a loon Make hay while the sun shines Seamus
John Kloehr Posted January 28 Posted January 28 "Won't hold your water with that story." No idea where it came from (might google it). "Deader than a doornail." Not sure if it was already posted, but I do know where this came from.
Alpo Posted January 28 Posted January 28 26 minutes ago, Seamus McGillicuddy said: Not worth the powder to blow him up How about If brains was Dynamite he couldn't blow his nose
Black Angus McPherson Posted January 29 Posted January 29 2 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: I use "Dollar to a dog biscuit". That works, but I don't eat dog biscuits. (anymore) Angus
Warden Callaway Posted January 29 Posted January 29 Eye in the sky. Bears in the air. Apple of my bed. Sleep tight. Don't let the bugs bite.
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