A Skeleton walks into a bar.........

[Blackwater 53393]

It seems we have a bone of contention here!!

[Blackwater 53393]

This thread is running out of steam!!  
 

Maybe we need to BONE UP on skeleton jokes!!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

This thread is running out of steam!!  
 

Maybe we need to BONE UP on skeleton jokes!!

Maybe some coffee to stimulate the thing.

[Cypress Sun]

11 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Maybe some coffee to stimulate the thing.

 

And add a couple of these...that'll bring any dead thread back to life!

 

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

This thread is running out of steam!!  
 

Maybe we need to BONE UP on skeleton jokes!!

Seems the joints falling apart!

[Blackwater 53393]

6 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

And add a couple of these...that'll bring any dead thread back to life!

 

Dog food??

 

Gnawing on them ain’t the same as gnawing on real skeletal pieces!!

 

 

[Cypress Sun]

57 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Dog food??

 

Gnawing on them ain’t the same as gnawing on real skeletal pieces!!

 

 

 

Better than a squeaky toy and more nutritious than a dried up tailbone!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

This thread is rendered dying.

[Blackwater 53393]

[Sedalia Dave]

Did someone say BONES!

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

12 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

This thread is rendered dying.

 

This thread was 'dead on arrival' the moment I posted it.

 

..........Widder

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Some other “bones”!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

This thread was 'dead on arrival' the moment I posted it.

 

..........Widder

 

The bones have been rendered.

[Blackwater 53393]

Can we just get to the marrow of the matter??

[Blackwater 53393]

Is there anything noisier than two skeletons making whoopie on a tin roof??

[DeaconKC]

 

[John Kloehr]

On 8/5/2024 at 7:33 PM, Cypress Sun said:

 

And add a couple of these...that'll bring any dead thread back to life!

 

Bone appetit.

[John Kloehr]

5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

This thread was 'dead on arrival' the moment I posted it.

Still going tibia thread for the ages.

[Blackwater 53393]

Orta’ get a femur posts!

[Cypress Sun]

Was the skeleton lonely because he had nobody?

[Rip Snorter]

A corporeal concept.

[Kid Rich]

On 8/5/2024 at 4:33 PM, Cypress Sun said:

 

And add a couple of these...that'll bring any dead thread back to life!

 

That right there would be a  good name for a band.

kR

[Widder, SASS #59054]

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says:  "Waddle you have"?

 

..........Widder

 

[DeaconKC]

[John Kloehr]

[Blackwater 53393]

A skeleton hails a cab in Times Square. As he gets into the cab , the driver asks about the umbrella he’s carrying on such a beautiful, sunny day.

 

The skeleton answers, “It IS a lovely day, but it’s gonna rain in a little while. I can feel it in my bones!”

 

(yeah! I know…)

[Pat Riot]

Thread Boned…