A Skeleton walks into a bar.........

[Widder, SASS #59054]

A Skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says:  'what can I get you'?

 

Skeleton says...... "I'll have a beer and a mop".

 

 

..........Widder

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Widder!!  You need to flesh that joke out a little bit!!  

[Cypress Sun]

Just now, Blackwater 53393 said:

Widder!!  You need to flesh that joke out a little bit!!  

 

When you're down to bare bones, you use what you got.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

I've got a bone to pick with the bunch of you.

[Pat Riot]

This is quite a joint we have here. You all need to bone up on your humor. 
 

Here’s a good one: 

 

Whats the difference between a skeleton with a bullet hole in its skull and Putin

Time 

[Blackwater 53393]

Kind of a Bare Bones place, ain’t it??

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Kind of a Bare Bones place, ain’t it??

They're running a skeleton crew right now.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

 

I don't have the stomach to read any more of this humerus nonsense. 

 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 minute ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

I don't have the stomach to read any more of this humerus nonsense.

Judging by your GIF, I don't think you have the stomach for anything else either.

[Pat Riot]

[John Kloehr]

 Here is a bone-us:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvfiCdk-jc

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Let’s not stoop to SKULDUGGERY!!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

You guys are cutting me to the marrow.

[Cypress Sun]

1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

 

Probably some hipster.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

@Widder, SASS #59054,

 

 

What did the skeleton say to his wife?

“I love every bone in your body.”

[Eyesa Horg]

The skeleton didn't go to the dance because he had no body to dance with.

[Blackwater 53393]

The skeleton theme song!

 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

And then there is the ultimate Skelton*...

 

 

* [I realize it's spelled different, but in this instance, I can blame it on OTTO]

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

You marrowly made a funny.... 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Necromancers drink wine, but skeletons don't; they can't appreciate anything with a full body.

[bgavin]

The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned.

[Blackwater 53393]

18 minutes ago, bgavin said:

The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned.

‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Need a pun to go with rendered.

[Cypress Sun]

13 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!!

 

Or DeForest!

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Just now, Cypress Sun said:

 

Or DeForest!

 

Otherwise known as BONES!!   

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

36 minutes ago, bgavin said:

The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned.

 

17 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!!

At least you weren't T-boned. That'd put a steak into it.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

8 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Otherwise known as BONES!!   

I like THIS Bones better!

But you have to wonder..

[Sedalia Dave]

A skeleton walks into a bar.....

 

 

 

And cracks his skull. 

[Cypress Sun]

And then you have Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois

 

[Blackwater 53393]

And then there’s…

 

 

[Pat Riot]

Rattle Dance

[Pat Riot]

Better yet…

 

 

 

[Will Kane]

Or this.

 

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I dated a girl once that was so boney, every time her back itched, she would scratch her belly button for relief.

 

..........Widder

 

[Cypress Sun]

A skeleton walks into a bar and sez...