Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 A Skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says: 'what can I get you'? Skeleton says...... "I'll have a beer and a mop". ..........Widder 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Widder!! You need to flesh that joke out a little bit!! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Just now, Blackwater 53393 said: Widder!! You need to flesh that joke out a little bit!! When you're down to bare bones, you use what you got. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 I've got a bone to pick with the bunch of you. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 This is quite a joint we have here. You all need to bone up on your humor. Here’s a good one: Whats the difference between a skeleton with a bullet hole in its skull and Putin Time 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Kind of a Bare Bones place, ain’t it?? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Kind of a Bare Bones place, ain’t it?? They're running a skeleton crew right now. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 (edited) I don't have the stomach to read any more of this humerus nonsense. Edited August 3 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Add emoji 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 1 minute ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I don't have the stomach to read any more of this humerus nonsense. Judging by your GIF, I don't think you have the stomach for anything else either. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 (edited) Here is a bone-us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvfiCdk-jc Edited August 3 by John Kloehr 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Let’s not stoop to SKULDUGGERY!! 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 You guys are cutting me to the marrow. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Probably some hipster. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 @Widder, SASS #59054, What did the skeleton say to his wife? “I love every bone in your body.” 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 The skeleton didn't go to the dance because he had no body to dance with. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 The skeleton theme song! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 And then there is the ultimate Skelton*... * [I realize it's spelled different, but in this instance, I can blame it on OTTO] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 You marrowly made a funny.... 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Necromancers drink wine, but skeletons don't; they can't appreciate anything with a full body. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 18 minutes ago, bgavin said: The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned. ‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 (edited) Need a pun to go with rendered. Edited August 3 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 13 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!! Or DeForest! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Just now, Cypress Sun said: Or DeForest! Otherwise known as BONES!! 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 36 minutes ago, bgavin said: The puns are so bad, I feel like I have been boned. 17 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ‘Least you wasn’t DEboned!! At least you weren't T-boned. That'd put a steak into it. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 8 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Otherwise known as BONES!! I like THIS Bones better! But you have to wonder.. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 A skeleton walks into a bar..... And cracks his skull. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 And then you have Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 And then there’s… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 Rattle Dance 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 Better yet… 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Kane Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 Or this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 4 Author Share Posted August 4 I dated a girl once that was so boney, every time her back itched, she would scratch her belly button for relief. ..........Widder 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 A skeleton walks into a bar and sez... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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