Blackwater 53393 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Ain’t seen either of the two of ‘em in weeks!! Are they plottin’ somethin’ nefarious? Are they out drinkin’ in some dive somewhere? Did they invade the new S&W offices in Maryville and put down roots?? Did they drown in a vat of ‘nanner puddin’?? Makes ya’ wonder, don’t it?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Neither has made parole yet. Still doing the paperwork and waiting for the psych eval... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) @Blackwater 53393 , Edited January 25 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Prolly down to the Dairy Queen. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Ah yea..... The Cowboy name TN Williams. The best friend a feller could never have. Rumor has it that ole TW has been busy hunting Snow Snakes around middle TN the past couple weeks. One of them bit him on the back side and nearly froze his ^$$ off. He told me that he's been cleaning up his 'gun room/man cave' the past couple weeks, finding stuff he thought was lost long ago. His wife told me that she hopes he finds his conscience and integrity. He apparently lost em both long ago. There is a faint rumor in Murfreesboro that TW is gonna invest in the Kentucky Jelly business. Some folks refer to this as KY Jelly... I shouldn't tell this, BUT........ Blackwater is sorta kin to TW ..........Widder 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 No, not Blackwater too! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 46 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: There is a faint rumor in Murfreesboro that TW is gonna invest in the Kentucky Jelly business. Some folks refer to this as KY Jelly... ..........Widder 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Remember there is such a thing as Too Much Information and that almost applies to what those two delinquents are up to. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 I actually spoke to Widder this morning on the phone. He was out and about, lookin’ fer his protoge, Slater. The thought that I had, at 4:00 in the morning, was I ain’t heard from either of them two miscreants in too long and they both need a bit more mindin’ than I can handle on my own! As to the relationship between me ‘n’ ol’ TW, he’s Schoolmarm’s cousin! I didn’t know it when me ‘n’ her was first considerin’ gettin’ hitched. HELL! He weren’t nothin’ but a sprout back all those years ago!! Schoolmarm says his folks thought about pinchin’ his head off more’n a few times over the years. It was jest outa pitty that they spared ‘im!! I ain’t sayin’ which one o’ them ne’er-do-wells put me up ta’ startin’ thishere thread. Y’all decide that amongst yerselves ‘n’ do yer best ta’ keep an eye on the two of ‘em!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Extended romantic weekend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Extended romantic weekend? Puts new meaning to banana splits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 ya can bet , them 2 ,is up to NO GOOD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 6 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: @Blackwater 53393 , Oh good! Was afraid they might be out drinking Bud Light and styling each other's man buns. Wonder how long it will take them to find this thread... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Widder already did! Abt 5hrs ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 TW has been avoiding all us 'little people'...... those who ain't a 'black pin'. He's been kinda 'uppity' since he got his Black Pin. Says they'll be paying him MORE than PWB in 2024. He told me ifn he gets any smarter about the rules and regs, he's gonna request a 'Red Pin' and ask for 'CZAR' status in SASS. The TN State may have a 'CZAR DUELIST' category this year, just for TW. Hey, ya just can't make this stuff up. ..........Widder 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 (edited) Member some time back TW was holdin' a big cotton mouth on a stick & sayin' how long it was, well the family of that there snake weren't to pleased & word has it they have surrounded his home 'an ole TW is just to darn scared to go out...story has it he stood at the front door & flashed his......................'Black badge', but them Cottonmouths follow no rules...to make matters worse he ain't tasted a 'nana split in many a week so his patience is weakening..many are hoping he doesn't make a foolish dash out the house. Widder hasn't helped much by walking past with a big smile and a 'nana split in his hand. Edited January 26 by Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 4 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Oh good! Was afraid they might be out drinking Bud Light and styling each other's man buns. Wonder how long it will take them to find this thread... Don't do that! I just snorked hot coffee! OW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 7 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Oh good! Was afraid they might be out drinking Bud Light and styling each other's man buns. Wonder how long it will take them to find this thread... No Bud for me. I'm a Pepsi man, sometimes Mtn Dew or Coke, Dr.Pepper. Gotta stay sober to keep up with this crowd. ..........Widder 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Widder I been staying sober for almost 30 years...It aint helped with this crowd. Imis 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 bein' sober is overrated , ya gotta kick loose sometime 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 1 hour ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Widder I been staying sober for almost 30 years...It aint helped with this crowd. Imis Howdy Imis. There's a difference between our association with TW. You shoot WITH him. I shoot AT him. He's a hard target cause he never stops nor slows down. His truck is made with 500AR steel doors and he's the only feller in America with 'BULL PROOF' glass all around him. ..........Widder 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Shoot, and I hoped they'd ran away from home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Howdy Imis. There's a difference between our association with TW. You shoot WITH him. I shoot AT him. He's a hard target cause he never stops nor slows down. His truck is made with 500AR steel doors and he's the only feller in America with 'BULL PROOF' glass all around him. ..........Widder So... as long as TW is inside of his truck, we are all safe? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: So... as long as TW is inside of his truck, we are all safe? NOT HARDLY!! TW don’t drive so good! He’s always lookin’ fer some new ice cream parlor an’ don’t watch the road so good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 19 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: NOT HARDLY!! TW don’t drive so good! He’s always lookin’ fer some new ice cream parlor an’ don’t watch the road so good!! So true. AND..... the worse place to be is between TW and a place that sells 'Double Malted Chocolate Milk Shakes'. Seriously. Don't interfere with his travels to those places. Just last week, me, Blackwater and Randy St. Eagle jumped TW and tied his hands behind his back. THEN we sat one of them Double Malted shakes on top of his head and the poor soul bout slapped his brains out with his tongue trying to get to it. Ole TW carries extra strength, reenforce straws in his truck just for those shakes. Like I've said before, a feller just can't make this stuff up. ..........Widder 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: So... as long as TW is inside of his truck, we are all safe? News Channel 5 helicopter coverage says......no! This was a BLM or Antifa gathering. They thought they would turn me around. Ha! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 That aint his truck, not enough "stuff" in the back Imis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 TW will often carry his AR on the front seat of his truck. A couple years back, one of those LOUD MOUTH groups wanted to block a small bridge that was used for his daily travels. TW stopped and kindly conversed with one of their organizers and as it were, that organizer was able to see the AR lying on the seat. TW explained that he needed to cross the bridge, plain and simple. The protesting group quietly moved away from blocking his truck and allowed him to move on without further delays. I figured that organizer was an NRA member..... ..........Widder 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 4 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: That aint his truck, not enough "stuff" in the back Imis That was afore I got my bed cover and could put things back there without them growing legs and walking off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 19 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: That was afore I got my bed cover and could put things back there without them growing legs and walking off. You look under that bed cover these days and you’ll think ol’ TW’s a hoarder!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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