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Arrrr and now comes the bitchin’.

Get ready ya lubbers! The wailin’ and gnashin’ o’ teeth will be scratchin’ at our ears soon enuff. 
Hoist the plank into place ya swabs! We’ll be needing’ it tomarra.

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Forty Rod’s favorite day!! :lol:

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Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie.

Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Don’t forget to browse these shark puns that are simply fin-tastic.

Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!

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What be a pirate’s favorite letter?

 

The C

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Here is some helpful info to help you through the day. So bring yer arse to anchor and have a gander at these. 

 

https://www.yourdictionary.com/articles/pirate-terms

 

https://www.pirateglossary.com/

 

Some really good ones here:

https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1823/an-a-to-z-of-pirate--seafaring-expressions/

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Q Why are pirate songs so hard to play??

 

A Because they are all in the key of ARRR!

 

 

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For the day

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest —
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest —
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Robert Louis Stevenson

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On 9/18/2023 at 4:47 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Forty Rod’s favorite day!! :lol:

Thank God I was in the hospital for three days and avoided all the  foolish crap that denotes the day.

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