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AARR!

It be a good reason ta get inta the rum!

 

 

Have ya ever been ta sea BillY?

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Arrrr and now comes the bitchin’.

Get ready ya lubbers! The wailin’ and gnashin’ o’ teeth will be scratchin’ at our ears soon enuff. 
Hoist the plank into place ya swabs! We’ll be needing’ it tomarra.

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Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie.

Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Don’t forget to browse these shark puns that are simply fin-tastic.

Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!

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Here is some helpful info to help you through the day. So bring yer arse to anchor and have a gander at these. 

 

https://www.yourdictionary.com/articles/pirate-terms

 

https://www.pirateglossary.com/

 

Some really good ones here:

https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1823/an-a-to-z-of-pirate--seafaring-expressions/

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Q Why are pirate songs so hard to play??

 

A Because they are all in the key of ARRR!

 

 

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