Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Tomorrow be International, nay, Intergalactic Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sharpen yer cutlasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Har, har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 I will be too busy . stealing all the RUM CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 AARR! It be a good reason ta get inta the rum! Have ya ever been ta sea BillY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Arrrr and now comes the bitchin’. Get ready ya lubbers! The wailin’ and gnashin’ o’ teeth will be scratchin’ at our ears soon enuff. Hoist the plank into place ya swabs! We’ll be needing’ it tomarra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trailrider #896 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 "Intergalactic"? And what be your ship, matey? The Millenium Falcon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 arrrrrrrrgh!!!!! ..... not again, I only just got a new parrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18, 2023 Author Share Posted September 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Trailrider #896 said: "Intergalactic"? And what be your ship, matey? The Millenium Falcon? Enterprise NCC-1701Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Forty Rod’s favorite day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 19, 2023 Author Share Posted September 19, 2023 Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later. Q: Why is pirating so addictive? A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked! Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates? A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!! Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? A: He got marooned. Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? A: He bought it on sail. Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? A: 8 pirates. Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A: A rookie. Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate? A: Nothing, it just waved. Don’t forget to browse these shark puns that are simply fin-tastic. Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate? A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy. Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say? A: RRRRRRA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLFY Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 What be a pirate’s favorite letter? The C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Here is some helpful info to help you through the day. So bring yer arse to anchor and have a gander at these. https://www.yourdictionary.com/articles/pirate-terms https://www.pirateglossary.com/ Some really good ones here: https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1823/an-a-to-z-of-pirate--seafaring-expressions/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Q Why are pirate songs so hard to play?? A Because they are all in the key of ARRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 For the day Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Robert Louis Stevenson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Cute movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 If you like Geena Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 On 9/18/2023 at 4:47 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said: Forty Rod’s favorite day!! Thank God I was in the hospital for three days and avoided all the foolish crap that denotes the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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