Alpo Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Ferdinand? That sure looks like a muley bull sniffing that flower. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 On 9/22/2023 at 12:11 PM, Alpo said: When he was told to keep his eye on the ball, I don't think that was what they meant. I wonder what his shiner looked like. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 3 hours ago, DocWard said: When he was told to keep his eye on the ball, I don't think that was what they meant. I wonder what his shiner looked like. Round. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 I wonder why they would block the door with a jar? Everything else on that notice makes sense. Except that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Alpo said: I wonder why they would block the door with a jar? Everything else on that notice makes sense. Except that. Students shove a pop bottle in the door so it stays open when moving at the dorms. It holds the elevator while they load several boxes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 4 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said: Students shove a pop bottle in the door so it stays open when moving at the dorms. It holds the elevator while they load several boxes. Belly button! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Alpo said: I wonder why they would block the door with a jar? Everything else on that notice makes sense. Except that. When it's open it is ajar! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 That joke only works in English. Like this one. Dios spelled backwards is perro. Gott spelled backwards is hund. Deus spelled backwards is canis. Those elevator instructions were obviously written in some Oriental language, and then translated into English using Google translate or some similar app. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 The elevator "Close Door" button has been disabled in ALL public elevators in the United States. Quit pushing the damn thing...it doesn't do anything! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 29, 2023 Author Share Posted September 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: The elevator "Close Door" button has been disabled in ALL public elevators in the United States. Quit pushing the damn thing...it doesn't do anything! Except in Bass Pro in Morgantown. At my old rail shop the doors took for ever to close. One day the elevator repair guy and an inspector were going over the two elevators. I told them the door close button didn’t work. They both claimed that they did. I stepped in. Hit the button for the 2nd floor then the door close button then we stood there staring at each other. Them outside, me in. The doors closed at about 30 seconds. Before they fully closed I stuck my hand between the doors and they opened. The repair guy said “You shouldn’t do that!” I said “You shouldn’t lie. NOW CHANGE THE (blanking) TIMER ON THE DOORS OR FIX THE CLOSE BUTTON!” Later he appeared in my office to tell me the timing has been reduced on doors closing. It was. Was there a law regarding this, @Cypress Sun? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 I was not aware that Gooney Birds could make carrier landings. I don't see the LSO anywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 29, 2023 Author Share Posted September 29, 2023 Pretty sure I would just kick it over for the dog. Verboten? Fuggetaboutit…. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted September 29, 2023 Author Share Posted September 29, 2023 Not a photo, but funny 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 29, 2023 Author Share Posted September 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Alpo said: A vacuum that texts you? No (blanking) way am I putting up with that crap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cypress Sun Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Pat Riot said: Except in Bass Pro in Morgantown. At my old rail shop the doors took for ever to close. One day the elevator repair guy and an inspector were going over the two elevators. I told them the door close button didn’t work. They both claimed that they did. I stepped in. Hit the button for the 2nd floor then the door close button then we stood there staring at each other. Them outside, me in. The doors closed at about 30 seconds. Before they fully closed I stuck my hand between the doors and they opened. The repair guy said “You shouldn’t do that!” I said “You shouldn’t lie. NOW CHANGE THE (blanking) TIMER ON THE DOORS OR FIX THE CLOSE BUTTON!” Later he appeared in my office to tell me the timing has been reduced on doors closing. It was. Was there a law regarding this, @Cypress Sun? I don't know if it is law or not. I was first told that the Close Door button was disabled on all US installations by a good friend of mine who was a lifetime elevator installer/maintenance tech/repairman. Although he jokes around a lot, he wasn't joking about this. Before I retired, I worked in conjunction with at least 10 different elevator repairmen and I asked them all the same question..."Has the Close Door button really been disabled throughout the US". The answer was always the same - Yes. One told me that it has to do with the American Disabilities Act, but I don't know that for a fact. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said: I don't know if it is law or not. I was first told that the Close Door button was disabled on all US installations by a good friend of mine who was a lifetime elevator installer/maintenance tech/repairman. Although he jokes around a lot, he wasn't joking about this. Before I retired, I worked in conjunction with at least 10 different elevator repairmen and I asked them all the same question..."Has the Close Door button really been disabled throughout the US". The answer was always the same - Yes. One told me that it has to do with the American Disabilities Act, but I don't know that for a fact. Apparently so. Do 'Close Door' Buttons in Elevators Actually Do Anything? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Is this Jabba the Hutt as a baby? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Sackett Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Alpo said: Is this Jabba the Hutt as a baby? Awwwwwww…. He’s even smiling atcha! Sam Sackett Edited September 29, 2023 by Sam Sackett 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Alpo said: Is this Jabba the Hutt as a baby? From what I have been able to find, it's a baby piebald alligator. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 On 9/29/2023 at 11:07 AM, Pat Riot said: Funny Animals That first little dude look a lot like the axlotl that lives in our local public library. Scarce as a eyebrows on eggs. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted September 30, 2023 Author Share Posted September 30, 2023 The 70’s 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 45 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: The 70’s I know that this is in San Francisco. What does it look like now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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