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Missed the above posted elsewhere.

 

 

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There are eleven people hanging on a rope that comes down from an airplane. Ten of them are blonde and one is brunette.  

They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. Noone can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech ending with the words "I'll get off". The blondes are all very moved by her speech and start clapping. Problem solved.

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Okay, okay, it's a repeat but good for today...

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The new neighbor was over visiting when the cat walked into the living room.

 

"Nice looking cat. What's his name?"

 

BEN HUR.

 

"Strange name for a cat. Why did you choose that?"

 

WELL, HIS NAME WAS SIMPLY BEN, UNTIL HE HAD KITTENS.

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On 5/26/2023 at 9:03 AM, Alpo said:

One of the advantages of being old. People help you.

 

In the grocery store, stuff is either on the top shelf where I can't reach it, or it's on the bottom shelf where if I get down to get it I can't get back up off the floor. And I have stopped random people and asked them to help, and they invariably will stand up on their tippy toes or get down and crawl on their hands and knees to get me what I'm asking for. And I firmly believe that if I was 25 and asked the same question they'd give me a dirty look and go on with what they were doing.

I'm 6'2" tall.  Strangers ask me to get stuff off the top shelves for them.  

 

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