The Aussie Humour Thread

[Alpo]

31 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

They're so damned cute that I bet they make great stuffed toys for little kids. 

Without the venom, I would think.

 

After re-reading my comment:

I don't mean stuffing a real one, like a mount. A fuzzy stuffed animal for kids.

 

 

Bunches and bunches of them on Amazon

 

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=duckbill+platypus+stuffed+toy&crid=UOIDALBMDUKB&sprefix=duckbill+platypus+stuffed+toy%2Caps%2C417&ref=nb_sb_noss

 

All kinds of prices

[sassnetguy50]

18 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

      ............ and, ........ it's also women's underwear...........  

Is it though?  Seems more like in-derwear than underwear.

Edited January 30, 2023 by sassnetguy50

[Buckshot Bear]

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School Canteen 1974 Prices

 

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[Rip Snorter]

17 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Vintage knowledge!

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

On 1/29/2023 at 9:11 PM, Texas Joker said:

But how do they taste?

Not as gamey as Spotted Owl and less stringy than Condor.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

On 1/30/2023 at 12:14 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

On 1/30/2023 at 12:36 PM, Eyesa Horg said:

It's kinda cute!

 

 ....... trust me, ...... they WANT to kill you .........  

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

58 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ....... trust me, ...... they WANT to kill you .........  

That's a given since they are Australian wildlife.

 

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 1/29/2023 at 7:11 PM, Texas Joker said:

But how do they taste?

Like chicken, dummy.

[John Kloehr]

When KFC opened it's first franchise in the Outback, there were free samples for everyone.

 

Asking the aborigines what they thought of it, they all felt it tasted just like snake.

 

(I'll let myself out, thank you.)

[Buckshot Bear]

Gonna need a bigger can of Mortein.  

An Aussie homeowner has discovered this 1.5m wasps' nest on their bathroom wall.

 

[Buckshot Bear]

A non-feathered Falcon in a tree

 

[Eyesa Horg]

57 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Gonna need a bigger can of Mortein.  

An Aussie homeowner has discovered this 1.5m wasps' nest on their bathroom wall.

 

Either they don't use the bathroom or are blind. Pretty sure that didn't get there over night!

[Eyesa Horg]

56 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

A non-feathered Falcon in a tree

 

Redneck hunting blind

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

A non-feathered Falcon in a tree

 

 

 ...... the '64 vintage .............. nearly as old as me, ........... and it's in better shape too  

[Kid Sopris, SASS Regulator]

On 1/29/2023 at 7:11 PM, Texas Joker said:

But how do they taste?

Very close to spotted owl. 

[Buckshot Bear]

Some embarrassment for this officer back in the day

 

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Never been a fan

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Never been a fan

 

 

 ........ the other "fart fuel" ........  

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Surveillance airship, Australian edition

 

[John Kloehr]

11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Way back when I was a young man, driving along a farm road, I followed the curve in the road. My headlights lit up the field along that curve in the road.

 

I can state with certainty as of 1977, just over 150 years later, there are people who still left them in.

[Buckshot Bear]

 

[Sedalia Dave]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

I have been in a few bars where signing your name on a dollar bill and stapling it to the walls or ceiling was what visitors did. 

 

I've never been in one that collected Bras and Thongs though.

[Rip Snorter]

Swizzle Inn in Bermuda - $2 bills on a couple of visits.

[Eyesa Horg]

19 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I have been in a few bars where signing your name on a dollar bill and stapling it to the walls or ceiling was what visitors did. 

 

I've never been in one that collected Bras and Thongs though.

The biker bar down the road from me when I lived in Connecticut, had an impressive collection of bras and panties, as well as defective bike parts. They put on great barbecues with live bands all summer. Food and beer were inexpensive, but top notch.

[Buckshot Bear]

Let me decipher this road sign for you.

 

It states that Macca's (McDonalds) opens in the town of Yass at 6.00am

 

Yass -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yass,_New_South_Wales

 

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[Sedalia Dave]

3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Thanks,  Now I'm hungry and still have a hour left at work.