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Thanks Rip, its Tuesday the 26th here around 10.14am and very very hot.

 

Boys are going to do a small pig on the rotisserie and the girls are inside in the a/c doing salads and making a couple of pavlovas and the grandkids are swimming, think there will be 15-20 coming for a late lunch.....gonna' be a long hot day.

 

 

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11.30 am Lake is pumping with holiday makers enjoying the Aussie Day public holiday, flying the flag and putting out some good Aussie tunes....... school goes back next week and then we have around 11 months (besides Easter hols) of quiet local time.

 

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1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Not to be grim, but what about those Crocs?  You have both fresh and saltwater varieties.  I wouldn't be dipping my toes, and if kids of mine were, be a couple of us standing by with heavy rifles.

 

Thankfully those buggers aren't this far South!!!!

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8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Thanks Rip, its Tuesday Thursday the 26th here around 10.14am and very very hot.

 

Boys are going to do a small pig on the rotisserie and the girls are inside in the a/c doing salads and making a couple of pavlovas and the grandkids are swimming, think there will be 15-20 coming for a late lunch.....gonna' be a long hot day.

 

 

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       ....... didn't you get a new calendar for Christmas ?  :huh:

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16 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Hahahaha I'm in that holiday mode where you have no idea what day it is :)

    

 

       .................. I know that we both live in "the land of the long week-end" and that many have taken today (Friday) off to go with yesterday and the actual week-end .............

 

                        ....... but you seem to have started two (2) days early .........  :o

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21 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Hahahaha I'm in that holiday mode where you have no idea what day it is :)

You'll have that in retirement mode as well mate!!!

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23 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Thanks Rip, its Tuesday the 26th here around 10.14am and very very hot.

 

Boys are going to do a small pig on the rotisserie and the girls are inside in the a/c doing salads and making a couple of pavlovas and the grandkids are swimming, think there will be 15-20 coming for a late lunch.....gonna' be a long hot day.

 

 

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Kindly define very, very hot. To me it's in excess of 115F. I reckon that's about 46C. 

 

PF

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On 1/25/2023 at 5:17 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

making a couple of pavlovas

I had to google Pavlovas, but they look delicious!

People around the world celebrate their holidays differently, but the same.

We all like good food, good drink, and fun times. And guns, too!

It's the damned politicians that create divisions between us.

Thanks, BB, for the photos.

They could have been taken up here, down there, or most anywhere that folks are having fun!

 

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23 hours ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said:

 

Kindly define very, very hot. To me it's in excess of 115F. I reckon that's about 46C. 

 

PF

 

Hottest I've felt where I live is 48°C that was once only and I hope it stays that way.

A hot uncomfortable day which is very common and can happen through December January February and even March is 35°C to 45°C with the humidity 95%+ our UV factors in here as well (not sure what the UV index is in the US) but ours is extreme in Summer, the sun has a bite to it. Unfortunately for us Australia has the highest Melanoma rates in the world.....sun cancer is a big deal here in Oz I know a lot of folks who have gone that way, we have doctors running full time skin clinics in just about every town in Australia.

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Makes me a Bloody Magpie :P

And Ellie a Legless Bludger! Hope a Bludger is good.:D

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

A Mosquito  Deacon :) 

Thank you!

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I was just looking at that November 20 - Frothy Dunny.

 

That the toilet after somebody's just got through peeing in it, and the surface is all covered with air bubbles?

 

I don't think I like that. :wacko:

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19 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I was just looking at that November 20 - Frothy Dunny.

 

That the toilet after somebody's just got through peeing in it, and the surface is all covered with air bubbles?

 

I don't think I like that. :wacko:

 

We'll make you an honorary August 27 :) 

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51 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We'll make you an honorary August 27 :) 

That sounds a lot a lot better than a Flamin' Thong!  :blink:

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