Pat Riot Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 It’s been too long since we had a party here and Tekillya thinks he doesn’t have enough friends so we need to throw him a party! Bottles, get out the good stock! Get those dancing girls out here along with the nuns and let’s get to decorating’ up this joint! We’re gonna start with Perro’s tab and work our way down the pile…Bottles, is that my tab right there…just slide that on under that pile right there…that’s it. Thank you. Okay, let’s get some music going and somebody go get Tequila Shooter…can’t have a party for the man if he ain’t here. Smuteye, leave that horse outside. Where’s the whiskey and the beer, Bottles…C’mon Man…Wakey Wakey…get some coffee goin’. It’s gonna be a long week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 Well Lookie what I found… We got the dancing girls and we got tunes! Yeehaw! This is gonna be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 ...... guns , .... obviously not the Ditzy Twits , .... er, ..... I mean dixie chicks ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Wallaby, that distant braying sound is me, laughing! Thank you, my friend, I needed a good chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Most Welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 Man…what happened to this Saloon? Buncha party poopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I think Tekylia going be late his gold bricking slowed him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I’m here, but this just proves what I said about friends, no one is interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Tequila Shooter said: I’m here, but this just proves what I said about friends, no one is interested. Well at least my bar tab wont get too high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Just have to get some games of skill and chance going. Darts , blindfolded and standing on a bowling ball, anyone? Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 12 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: It’s been too long since we had a party here and Tekillya thinks he doesn’t have enough friends so we need to throw him a party! Bottles, get out the good stock! Get those dancing girls out here along with the nuns and let’s get to decorating’ up this joint! We’re gonna start with Perro’s tab and work our way down the pile…Bottles, is that my tab right there…just slide that on under that pile right there…that’s it. Thank you. Okay, let’s get some music going and somebody go get Tequila Shooter…can’t have a party for the man if he ain’t here. Smuteye, leave that horse outside. Where’s the whiskey and the beer, Bottles…C’mon Man…Wakey Wakey…get some coffee goin’. It’s gonna be a long week! Well, be that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Tuesday’s maybe not a good night. I’ve had to take the pledge but I can still sling some ro thug for y’all. And I do make a top shelf Margarita! Lets do Whiskey Wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Well part of the problem is most cowboys, coming off the range need to spruce up a bit, unless they got caught in the rain without a slicker. Here's the price list for you all to get cleaned up before starting to party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Now that you're cleaned up a bit, you might say Howdy to this Dove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Of course, some of you may have left your dental care to chance over the winter, in that line shack. A visit to your friendly dentist may be in order. Reasonable rates and I guarantee no pain, unless I get my finger caught somewhere or ya bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Well part of the problem is most cowboys, coming off the range need to spruce up a bit, unless they got caught in the rain without a slicker. Here's the price list for you all to get cleaned up before starting to party. a buck for a haircut?? Dang boom town prices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Sorry. I can't buy a round. this' all the cash I got fer the rest of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Of course, some of you may have left your dental care to chance over the winter, in that line shack. A visit to your friendly dentist may be in order. Reasonable rates and I guarantee no pain, unless I get my finger caught somewhere or ya bite me. Looking at that you could’ve been a military dentist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Sorry. I can't buy a round. this' all the cash I got fer the rest of the month. Don’t worry UB your credit is good with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 23 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: a buck for a haircut?? Dang boom town prices! SSHHH! Tequila and them other cowboys got a winter's wages, just a burnin' a hole in their pockets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 We need to invite @Barkeep Casey he’s always good for a round or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Bottles and crew puttin' away and hiding the good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Our little town has a variety of drinking establishments with various forms of entertainment. The town Fathers hope you cowboys spend visit them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 A round of the good stuff for everybody---On Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 We has honest games for our cowboy guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Tequila Shooter said: We need to invite @Barkeep Casey he’s always good for a round or two You had me at saloon girls. Just name the place and I will pack up the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Party like a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Finally got the piano player sober enough to play a tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Sorry I am late to the party! A round for the house on my tab! If I ain’t got a tab, START ONE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Our little town has a variety of drinking establishments with various forms of entertainment. The town Fathers hope you cowboys spend visit them all. “Kinda dead in here, eh Mort?” “Well, ever since that guy came in here pushing people around all we get in here are the dregs and the drovers…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: “Kinda dead in here, eh Mort?” “Well, ever since that guy came in here pushing people around all we get in here are the dregs and the drovers…” Guess that’s me. I got class it’s all low but it’s class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 8 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: a buck for a haircut?? Dang boom town prices! That's what I was thinkin'. What happened to a shave and a haircut for 2 bits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Tequila Shooter said: Guess that’s me. I got class it’s all low but it’s class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 12 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Tuesday’s maybe not a good night. I’ve had to take the pledge but I can still sling some ro thug for y’all. And I do make a top shelf Margarita! Lets do Whiskey Wednesday! I'll drink to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Sorry I am late to the party! A round for the house on my tab! If I ain’t got a tab, START ONE!! uh ment to tell you but your tab has been getting little high while you was gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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