Breakfast of SASS Champions

[Snakejaw_Joe 108]

As seen in the Alamo giftshop, San Antonio

 

Make 2 of these bad boys with some black pepper and tobasco and you'll be eatin' frontier gunfighter style

 

 

[Abilene, SASS # 27489 1,107]

Can you turn it over to make one for the other hand?

[DeaconKC 1,273]

3 minutes ago, Abilene, SASS # 27489 said:

Can you turn it over to make one for the other hand?

Crossdraw!

[Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 51]

Looks like that would take welding, I see a tab sticking up/out at the end of the "grip".

 

Would be even cooler with left & right though.

[Snakejaw_Joe 108]

I think we need the input from a more qualified smith on this one, I can replace springs but flipping one broadside is beyond my scope

[Abilene, SASS # 27489 1,107]

47 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

Crossdraw!

 

Well sure, but no Xdraw allowed for gunfighter!

 

But then, if Snakejaw_Joe gets eggselent reviews on his idea, he can make his own rules! 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,000]

$10.98 on Amazon.

[Subdeacon Joe 24,686]

1 hour ago, Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 said:

Looks like that would take welding, I see a tab sticking up/out at the end of the "grip".

 

 

That's a tab so you can lift it off.  

 

 

 

akin to this stick

 

 

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,600]

I thought the Breakfast of Champions was a tallboy Budweiser and a Slim Jim.

[Sedalia Dave 11,894]

20 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

I thought the Breakfast of Champions was a tallboy Budweiser and a Slim Jim Frosted Flakes.

 

Fixed it for you.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Sedalia Dave

[Snakejaw_Joe 108]

1 hour ago, Abilene, SASS # 27489 said:

 

Well sure, but no Xdraw allowed for gunfighter!

 

But then, if Snakejaw_Joe gets eggselent reviews on his idea, he can make his own rules! 

 

Alright rule #1 of snakejaw's frontier breakfast gunfighter:

 

No less than 24gr black pepper must be used per egg

 

Rule #2:

 

Crossdraw allowed only if accompanied by bacon bandolier

[Alpo 6,200]

1 hour ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

I thought the Breakfast of Champions was a tallboy Budweiser and a Slim Jim.

Biker that used to live across the street from me referred to Busch beer as "corn flakes".

 

When I asked him why he did this, he explained to me that it was because he had it for breakfast every morning.

 

Oooookay.

[Perro Del Diablo 3,193]

2 hours ago, Snakejaw_Joe said:

 

Alright rule #1 of snakejaw's frontier breakfast gunfighter:

 

No less than 24gr black powder must be used per egg

 

Rule #2:

 

Crossdraw allowed only if accompanied by bacon bandolier

You meant black powder right 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,600]

11 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Fixed it for you.

Nope, I meant Slim Jim.  You can't drive to work while eating Frosted Flakes!

 

I saw more than one contractor truck being driven by a guy drinking a beer and eating a Slim Jim during morning rush hour back before the open container laws were passed.

Edited October 24, 2020 by Smuteye John SASS#24774

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,283]

1/4 pound of Bacon ,3 eggs, Pan-fried potatoes, Buttered Sourdough Toast and Jam .... And a half Gallon of Coffee...

 

Jabez Cowboy

[DocWard 5,224]

14 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

I thought the Breakfast of Champions was a tallboy Budweiser and a Slim Jim.

 

In my fraternity, we referred to flat Busch beer from the keg and cold pizza as "The Breakfast of People Who Never Remotely Considered the Possibility of Being Champions."

[Cypress Sun 2,607]

If I add bacon bits to the egg in the mold, is that considered a "patina" finish?

[Henry T Harrison 1,218]

When I was young and working 

a cigarette, coffee and a handful of Tums