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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: No, that's racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Me: "It's really muggy out this morning" Wife: "If I go outside and all the coffee mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you" Me: (Sips coffee from a bowl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 • Winner: Lazy Cat of the Year Award • Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 GRANDPA, WHAT IS COUPLE SEX? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex? The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: • Winner: Lazy Cat of the Year Award • I wish that cat had lived in my neighborhood. I was awakened one morning to a loud WHACK, and when I went and looked I found that yes, there was a rat caught in the trap. Knowing of all the feral cats in the neighborhood, I decided I would be nice to one of them. So I took the trap out to the street and lifted the bail and dropped the dead rat in the road. Here kitty kitty. Food right here. Don't even have to go chase it. That dead rat laid in my road in front of my house for a couple of months, before the street sweeper came by and swept it away. Worthless lazy cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: ............... I choose neither ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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