Widder, SASS #59054 5,445 Posted March 3 Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder 2 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Hangtree 1,235 Posted March 3 Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. 1 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 1,129 Posted March 3 We have residences nearby where a tornado outbreak would cause improvement instead of damage. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 3,220 Posted March 3 Imagine if a tornado went over Hickok45's place. It'd probably suck up all that brass and spent bullets and proceed to machine-gun the rest of the valley. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 4,746 Posted March 3 (edited) 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. Edited March 3 by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 add photo 2 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Three Foot Johnson 1,754 Posted March 3 (edited) 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. Funny you should mention that... Edited March 3 by Three Foot Johnson 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 709 Posted March 3 37 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Funny you should mention that... Well, you NEED someplace to hang your irons when nature calls! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 7,056 Posted March 3 (edited) 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. Edited March 3 by Sedalia Dave 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 1,700 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 5,445 Posted March 3 17 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 1,129 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's an Alabama yard car...it's just for looks...I might fix it someday. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,606 Posted March 4 3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. I still think you need a Chevy small block hanging by a chain from a kid's swing set to complete the look, Allie. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,606 Posted March 4 35 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. Is that like Jay's Tennessee tuxedo? 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 1,434 Posted March 4 (edited) 5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. Widder, she had her checkbook out ready to help me and everything. She put it up right quick though. Wouldn't even front me a nanner split til my check comes in. I told her I'd pay her back when my rich uncle gets outta the poor house. Edited March 4 by Tennessee williams 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 1,700 Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder They give us wooden bumper replacements so we can "help" the Canadians along. Heck, they even provide the pine smelling trees to hang from our rear view mirror. Limit of two though. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 4,314 Posted March 4 (edited) 4 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. They both live in the Saugus area. That's a thing in California. I have a couple cousins that have refrigerators out on their back deck and one also has a washer and dryer outside! Edited March 4 by Rye Miles #13621 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 822 Posted March 5 On 3/3/2020 at 1:43 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder It may not be a true story. But it's true it's a story. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
