Widder, SASS #59054 6,683 Posted March 3 Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Hangtree 1,741 Posted March 3 Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 1,620 Posted March 3 We have residences nearby where a tornado outbreak would cause improvement instead of damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 3,344 Posted March 3 Imagine if a tornado went over Hickok45's place. It'd probably suck up all that brass and spent bullets and proceed to machine-gun the rest of the valley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,655 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Three Foot Johnson 2,053 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. Funny you should mention that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 1,391 Posted March 3 37 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Funny you should mention that... Well, you NEED someplace to hang your irons when nature calls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 9,731 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 2,224 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,683 Posted March 3 17 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 1,620 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's an Alabama yard car...it's just for looks...I might fix it someday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,175 Posted March 4 3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. I still think you need a Chevy small block hanging by a chain from a kid's swing set to complete the look, Allie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,175 Posted March 4 35 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. Is that like Jay's Tennessee tuxedo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 2,022 Posted March 4 5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. Widder, she had her checkbook out ready to help me and everything. She put it up right quick though. Wouldn't even front me a nanner split til my check comes in. I told her I'd pay her back when my rich uncle gets outta the poor house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 2,224 Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder They give us wooden bumper replacements so we can "help" the Canadians along. Heck, they even provide the pine smelling trees to hang from our rear view mirror. Limit of two though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 5,320 Posted March 4 4 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. They both live in the Saugus area. That's a thing in California. I have a couple cousins that have refrigerators out on their back deck and one also has a washer and dryer outside! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 996 Posted March 5 On 3/3/2020 at 1:43 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder It may not be a true story. But it's true it's a story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
