Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 We have residences nearby where a tornado outbreak would cause improvement instead of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Imagine if a tornado went over Hickok45's place. It'd probably suck up all that brass and spent bullets and proceed to machine-gun the rest of the valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. Funny you should mention that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 37 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Funny you should mention that... Well, you NEED someplace to hang your irons when nature calls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Just because there's an upright freezer in the front yard and a commode on the front porch doesn't mean nothin'. And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: And that car is there to make sure nobody steals his spare cinder blocks. That's an Alabama yard car...it's just for looks...I might fix it someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. I still think you need a Chevy small block hanging by a chain from a kid's swing set to complete the look, Allie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: That's not cinder blocks. That's a Tennessee lift kit. Is that like Jay's Tennessee tuxedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. Widder, she had her checkbook out ready to help me and everything. She put it up right quick though. Wouldn't even front me a nanner split til my check comes in. I told her I'd pay her back when my rich uncle gets outta the poor house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: SUN, we get 2 of those with every new car or truck purchase around here. What do they give you in Florida.....? (trips to Disney World) ..........Widder They give us wooden bumper replacements so we can "help" the Canadians along. Heck, they even provide the pine smelling trees to hang from our rear view mirror. Limit of two though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: LOL! We had the old refrigerator on the front porch for, at least two months. Unfortunately I didn't get a photo. I did get one of the washer and dryer out back. They both live in the Saugus area. That's a thing in California. I have a couple cousins that have refrigerators out on their back deck and one also has a washer and dryer outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 On 3/3/2020 at 1:43 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Tn Williams actually has some of the most humorous events (unbelievable funny) of stuff that happen in his daily life. This is TN's story to me this afternoon after he was able to call me: "During FEMA's fly overs to assess Tornado damage around the Nashville area, they wondered over my house where I live. Shortly after the fly over by the FEMA helicopter, an official Govt SUV comes up my gravel road and this nice lady gets out and ask if anyone was hurt by the Tornado. TN says he told the lady that a Tornado didn't hit his area. She looked at TN and says: "Well, YOU need to clean this place up". Its probably another one of his lies, if you know what I mean. But, it could be true. ..........Widder It may not be a true story. But it's true it's a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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