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What don't these people understand about the word "WILDLIFE"????

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Too many people have watched Captain Kangaroo's puppet, Mr. Moose, and think the real thing is a friend.  Never would let my daughters watch "Bambi" when they were kids!  You want to pet or feed a "wild" animal, visit the Terry Bison Ranch on the Colorado/Wyoming state line. You get on a train and they give you pellets.  The bison are pretty well conditioned to being fed from the train...NOT ON THE GROUND!  You absolutely do NOT want to be on the ground with a buffalo (bison)...unless you are at least fifty yards away...with at least a .45-70 rifle!  :o

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25 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

What don't these people understand about the word "WILDLIFE"????

 

It is Colorado after all. Smoked some of the weed, wanted to pet Bullwinkle and ask about Rocky. Next up, the Tasmanian Devil.

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3 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said:

Too many people have watched Captain Kangaroo's puppet, Mr. Moose, and think the real thing is a friend.  Never would let my daughters watch "Bambi" when they were kids!  You want to pet or feed a "wild" animal, visit the Terry Bison Ranch on the Colorado/Wyoming state line. You get on a train and they give you pellets.  The bison are pretty well conditioned to being fed from the train...NOT ON THE GROUND!  You absolutely do NOT want to be on the ground with a buffalo (bison)...unless you are at least fifty yards away...with at least a .45-70 rifle!  :o

 

'Rider, I most wholeheartedly disagree with your statement about "Captain Kangaroo's puppet, Mr. Moose."  -_-

 

I think it's Bullwinkle!  ;)

 

 

                                                            Image result for bullwinkle for president

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I just learned that there are wild moose in Colorado. I didn’t know that. 
 

They almost had a news story about something that almost happened...

 

 

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One of the Denver news guys has a good saying about stuff like this,

”That’s not how you Colorado”

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36 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

'Rider, I most wholeheartedly disagree with your statement about "Captain Kangaroo's puppet, Mr. Moose."  -_-

 

I think it's Bullwinkle!  ;)

 

 

                                                            Image result for bullwinkle for president

 

Although I think Bullwinkle would make a fine President, I'd prefer Bugs Bunny with Yosemite Sam as VP and Foghorn Leghorn as Secretary of State. 

 

MAGA...Make Animation Great Again.

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Summer of 1962 I worked as a dish washer in Yellowstone Park.  You can't imagine the idiocy of the visitors.

 

"Hey, Emma, take the kids and go stand by the bear so I can get some pictures."

 

"Let's put Joey on one of the buffalo."

 

Oh, look at the little bear cub.  I think I'll go pet him."

 

And scores more choices made by people who just didn't believe that the animals weren't tame.

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As a child on a camping trip, travelling in Yellowstone, we were stopped at a "Bear Jam" where shi for Brains less than smart people, were hand feeding the bears.

We watched a woman place her child on a bear's back, for a picture, then complain to her husband that the child was sliding off the bear's hump.

My Father rolled the window down about a inch and told her: "LADY !! That's a Grizzly!!"

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Sadly it's not just this country, but people in general. Remember the story a year or two ago of the guy in India who got mauled to death trying to take a selfie with an injured bear? Sometimes you have to wonder how these people managed to even survive into adulthood.

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I didn't see this, just heard about it.  Back in the '60's two idiots were driving a brand new Corvette in Yellowstone.  They though it the height of hilarity to drive quietly up behind a bear or two that wasn't looking at them, and then hit the horn.  Poor bears (black bears) would take off running.  So they snuck up behind this other bear, one with a hump, and hit the horn.  Ol'' Ephraim went straight up in the air, spun around and came down on the hood of the 'Vette with both forepaws and raked them down the hood.  Mind you, this was one of the fiberglass body jobs.  The damage in 1960's dollars was probably hundreds of dollars.  A park ranger saw the whole thing.  He was laughing so hard and figured they'd had their punishment, so didn't issue a citation. :lol:

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I used to be a Park Ranger. Don’t get me started.

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On 3/2/2020 at 4:29 PM, Trailrider #896 said:

I am strongly thinking about voting for Alfred E. Newman!  He makes about as much sense as any of the candidates! :o


WHAT!   ME worry?!!  Where’s that silly moose?  Anyway?

 

Cat Brules

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