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[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

21 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

On 5/23/2024 at 7:30 AM, Eyesa Horg said:

Politicians on wheels

When I still worked the city sewer plant, folks asked me what I did for a living.
I told them I professionally received, detoxified and processed second hand political speeches.

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[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

University Student's Grocery List, found at a recent Occupations site:

[Alpo]

It works. I could read everything on the list.

 

Except one where it says d e r i, but I thought it said d e n, and I could not come for the life of me, figure out what dentoz were.

 

Maybe he wrote everything correctly and otto did it. For some damn reason he added the word come to my last sentence, changing "I could not for the life of me" into "I could not come for the life of me".

 

Damn he's stupid.

Edited May 24, 2024 by Alpo

[J-BAR #18287]

5 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Except one where it says d e r i, but I thought it said d e n, and I could not come for the life of me, figure out what dentoz were.

 

Doritos

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Mmmeme? ... read this on the stepladder and LAAAUGHED ...

... they not know me too well do they?
I can lose my balance on the BOTTOM step, or even standing beside the infernal tripod!

[Warden Callaway]

2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

University Student's Grocery List, found at a recent Occupations site:

Granddaughter Brooke in middle of first grade Grocery List.

 

 

 

Translation: 

 

STRAWBERRIES
WHIP CREAM
BISCUTS
SPUGETI
SOSAGO
TOMATOSOSE
HAM
BENSE
CORNBERAD
FRID POTATO
GORLIC BRAD
PORK
EVOO
ZICENY
BOTTOR
FLEWOR
EGGS

Edited May 24, 2024 by Warden Callaway

[Alpo]

Sosago?

Ziceny?

   Just figured this one. Zucchini. Still stuck on the sosago.  Sausage?

Edited May 24, 2024 by Alpo

[Warden Callaway]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Sosago?

Ziceny?

   Just figured this one. Zucchini. Still stuck on the sosago.  Sausage?

Right.  All country comfort food!

[Alpo]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

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[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

19 minutes ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

  

 

RIP.

Edited May 25, 2024 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

No. 

Everlasting fires of HELL!

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[Ozark Huckleberry]

16 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

AND glad he can help college graduates pay off the loans they promised THEY’D pay back. . 

Edited May 25, 2024 by Ozark Huckleberry

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