Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I got this e mail this morning. All I can say is "I AM INNOCENT!" Notice to Appear, You have to appear in the Court on the March 31. Please, do not forget to bring all the documents related to the case. Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come. The copy of Court Notice is attached to this email. Regards, Fred Johnston, Clerk of Court. ANOTHER paternity suit? Damn, boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 ANOTHER paternity suit? Damn, boy... Now, that richt is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Dang my good friend, there are so many possible jabs, pokes and jokes in the in the original post that I don't even know where to begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 You are gonna have to get in line, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Ach! du Lieber! Badger been speedin' agin!! My notice is prob'ly in the mail as we type. Last week, 15 miles over speed limit. It's been 30 yrs. Drat! At least motors was very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 If you need an alibi, I am sure we all could be bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 Ach! du Lieber! Badger been speedin' agin!! My notice is prob'ly in the mail as we type. Last week, 15 miles over speed limit. It's been 30 yrs. Drat! At least motors was very nice. You fast woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Not to worry. You're sure to get off on an insanity plea. You got a couple thousand people right here that would be willing to testify on your behalf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 So much help, so little progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 You still having legal problems? We been able to raise twenty six cents towards your defense fund, things are going good. Hang in there, Bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 You need to change yer diet, Badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 You still having legal problems? We been able to raise twenty six cents towards your defense fund, things are going good. Hang in there, Bro. Actually it was only a penny, two washers and a flattened out bottle cap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 Looks like I am going to appear before Judge Jeanine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 hey, who stole my money??!!! I sent tha 37 cents I found on tha floor of tha ladies' room tha other day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Calico Mary, Administration Cost, this is a charitable endeavor. All the fellows who are working on getting Badger out of the slammer, deserve something for their time. Only fair. We're going to have a big get together (food, drink, and entertainment ) to figure out how to actually spend the money, and formulate a plan, for good ole Badger's defense. If there is one! Grizz, is correct, after all the administration costs, there is only a penny, I didn't have my glasses on when I counted the money. Sorry for the bad accounting, but it should be a great event. DON't MISS IT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 plead insanity...ok, thnx Chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Calico Mary, Administration Cost, this is a charitable endeavor. All the fellows who are working on getting Badger out of the slammer, deserve something for their time. Only fair. We're going to have a big get together (food, drink, and entertainment ) to figure out how to actually spend the money, and formulate a plan, for good ole Badger's defense. If there is one! Grizz, is correct, after all the administration costs, there is only a penny, I didn't have my glasses on when I counted the money. Sorry for the bad accounting, but it should be a great event. DON't MISS IT!!!! You sound like a politician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 You sound like a politician. SIR, That is an insult! I may be a low down skunk, but I would not even stoop that low! : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 So as I understand it, my friends, such as they are, are going to a small island in the Carribbean with a hotel and resort accomodations to study for my defense? This sojourn is to be financed by contributions from the other friends that I have hoodwinked.... ahhh, accumulated here in the Saloon. What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 SIR, That is an insult! I may be a low down skunk, but I would not even stoop that low! : ) Mea culpa. Please put that shotgun down. I meant no harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Western Union Mr Badger Mountain Charlie A Jail in Washington Territory Don't worry buddy, we are hard at work here. Weather is absolutely wonderful, food is fantastic, and the drinks aren't watered down (but pricey). Since Mr. Forty Rod has come on board, he is the life of the party, oh, I mean a driving force in figuring out your defense. Several times, I have heard your name even mentioned, usually in reference, as to who is picking up the tab. Please don't listen to Miss Cupcake, you plead insanity, there would be no need in this excursion, oh, fact finding mission. We'll have you out in no time, maybe. Take care, All your friends in the Saloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 Western Union Mr Badger Mountain Charlie A Jail in Washington Territory Don't worry buddy, we are hard at work here. Weather is absolutely wonderful, food is fantastic, and the drinks aren't watered down (but pricey). Since Mr. Forty Rod has come on board, he is the life of the party, oh, I mean a driving force in figuring out your defense. Several times, I have heard your name even mentioned, usually in reference, as to who is picking up the tab. Please don't listen to Miss Cupcake, you plead insanity, there would be no need in this excursion, oh, fact finding mission. We'll have you out in no time, maybe. Take care, All your friends in the Saloon Out in NO TIME is the worrysome part. BMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 BMC. I've got no pocket change to contribute to the defense fund. But, I'll be your pen pal if you lose the case, and get sent up river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 Is that pen pal or pin pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 BMC, Pen pa. However, if you want me to have your PINs , by all means send them. And, the associated account numbers. I promise to send pictures of the guns I purchase to adorn your cell walls. Capt R. Hugh Kidnme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Was this because you "Chicago Sunroof'ed" your Congressman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 I don't have a congressman, Judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Was this because you "Chicago Sunroof'ed" your Congressman? Must be ignorant, but what is "Chicago Sunroof'ed"? Badger, I will send you our Congresswoman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Never heard the term, myownself, but just guessing, I'd say "mooned". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 Thanks, but no thanks, Alpo. Last thin I need is a politician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Badger, I heard that you once outtalked three preachers and a politician....simultaneously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 It was only two preachers, but there was also two women in the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Alpo, Google it, little bit more then dropping ones draws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Ya'll realize that if they took him to jail, they'd cut him loose after they had to feed him just once, right? Heck, this could be a money makin' endevour for ol' BMC. I bet they'd be willin' to pay him to go home if he refuses to leave. Sorta like bail but in reverse. Folks on bail pay money to go home and promise to come back. BMC could get paid to go home and promise to stay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Badger, Utah Bobs post on the tannerite and the riding lawnmower has given me an idea of how to spring you. I think 100 pounds will do the trick. Once you hear gun fire,...take cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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