Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't cheat on my wife or my income taxes I won't stay seated when a flag passes by I won't mix soda with an alcoholic beverage I won't vote the party line just because it's the party line I won't abandon my friends I won't put up with bigots I won't drink iced coffee I won't refuse to listen to both sides of a story I won't stop scribblin pomes I won't ever get used to soccer And no matter how old I get... I won't stop shooting black powder with big bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 well Badger will be glad wa wont stop eatin' tofu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse River Kid #16901 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't cheat on my wife or my income taxes I won't stay seated when a flag passes by I won't mix soda with an alcoholic beverage I won't vote the party line just because it's the party line I won't abandon my friends I won't put up with bigots I won't drink iced coffee I won't refuse to listen to both sides of a story I won't stop scribblin pomes I won't ever get used to soccer And no matter how old I get... I won't stop shooting black powder with big bullets. :lol +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 What do you mean by Soda??? Scotch and Soda...Yeach!!!! Rum and Coca Cola.....YUM!!! Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 As Big Jake mentioned, it depends on what you mean by 'soda.' Also the iced coffee...take a mason jar, fill it about 1/3 with ice, then put in equal parts cold coffee and cold milk, sweeten to taste, put the lid on and shake like hell for a few minutes. MMmmm....coffee milk shake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 As Big Jake mentioned, it depends on what you mean by 'soda.' Also the iced coffee...take a mason jar, fill it about 1/3 with ice, then put in equal parts cold coffee and cold milk, sweeten to taste, put the lid on and shake like hell for a few minutes. MMmmm....coffee milk shake! To each his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't cheat on my wife or my income taxes I won't stay seated when a flag passes by I won't mix soda with an alcoholic beverage I won't vote the party line just because it's the party line I won't abandon my friends I won't put up with bigots I won't drink iced coffee I won't refuse to listen to both sides of a story I won't stop scribblin pomes I won't ever get used to soccer And no matter how old I get... I won't stop shooting black powder with big bullets. And I am proud to know you... Guys like this are all over the SASS site and I really enjoy my time on here. Not cheating use to be an American Tradition.. now days lying and cheating are common place for some people.. With that serious stuff said.. I will never give up garlic again.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Well, I like bourbon and sprite but I agree with you on everything else and particularily soccer. Its the worlds game but I don't get it except you gotta kick the little ball into the net kinda like hockey. Slow and boring. People riot and kill each other over it for why I have no clue. Maybe if you combined Running of the Bulls event from Spain with soccer I could get more interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Ears Wilson, SASS #77948 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good stuff, UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 How did Baseball and apple pie ever lose out to Soccer? I just don't get it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Milo Talon SASS #23163 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Have to say,that I too agree on all of them except the soda and alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashpowder Hal Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You're a good man UB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Buckshot, SASS #2901 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 One thing I won't do....... I won't stop smiling reading Utah Bobs posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Well....... I probably will never stop driving a little too fast, Won't quit riding motorcycles 'til someone makes me, (that'll be a tough task) Ain't gonna' quit singin', Ain't gonna' quit shootin' Ain't gonna turn my back on my friends, Won't stop sayin' the pledge with the "under God" part. and all those things UB said too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Bob, lets add one more: I won't get old.......its only a state of mine (whoops I ment mind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't cheat on my wife or my income taxes I won't stay seated when a flag passes by I won't mix soda with an alcoholic beverage I won't vote the party line just because it's the party line I won't abandon my friends I won't put up with bigots I won't drink iced coffee I won't refuse to listen to both sides of a story I won't stop scribblin pomes I won't ever get used to soccer And no matter how old I get... I won't stop shooting black powder with big bullets. #1 Rye and I won't stop loving anchovies on my pizza even though when I'm getting pizza with friends or family it is out of the question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good for you UB - I can see adding some to that list and retracting some to that list ~ as mentioned 'to each his own' GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't forget The Germinator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good for you UB - I can see adding some to that list and retracting some to that list ~ as mentioned 'to each his own' GG ~ Everyone should have their personal list of course.JB Books had his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrimstoneJerome Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't turnoff lonesome Dove when there is company I will not tolerate rudeness Just a few, Brim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 How did Baseball and apple pie ever lose out to Soccer? I just don't get it.. The latest census might have something to do with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Everyone should have their personal list of course.JB Books had his. Yup! keeps life exciting and ya can always learn something new (hopefully good) from someone else GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I don't run 'round with whores no more. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 How did Baseball and apple pie ever lose out to Soccer? I just don't get it.. Baseball didn't and never will lose out to Soccer. Baseball lost a lot of fans during the multiple union strikes......apple pie has never gone out of vogue. #1 Rye and I won't stop loving anchovies on my pizza even though when I'm getting pizza with friends or family it is out of the question! Give me extra anchovies and cheese. My family likes 'em, so do some of my friends.........with ya on anchovies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 I don't run 'round with whores no more. ts That's the spirit! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I will never give up "Bulliet" ! Nether drinkin' it or shoot'em !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I don't run 'round with whores no more. ts means: they won't run around with you no more.... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I won't be a Ho no mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 The latest census might have something to do with that. Rotfl... okay I have to say your "apple pie" could never be beat out.. lol.. She is a ton of fun!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 You list was great!! And so many other ideas have been added.. So I have given some thought to it.. and here goes... things I won't do... is ignore my nations peoples needs. I was considering the Peace Corp when I retire. But I would have to give up my guns to travel overseas. So, I have done a bit of research, and I can keep my guns strapped on .. and help out right here in the good ole USA... Still I would be on wheels.. but I can go to shoots, and travel around helping out Americans... Not the Peach Corp, but within the church. So, I hope to be able to do that in a few short years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I won't drink coffee. Iced or hot. Nasty stuff that coffee is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 .. Not the Peach Corp, The Peach Corp is in Georgia This one. The Peace Corps is in This one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I don't run 'round with whores no more. ts Nor any less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Nor any less! At one time in my life, there... J. Mark... yore absolutely correct... I had achieved the whore-saturation point. Time wise... couldn't take on no more... ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I won't drink coffee. Iced or hot. Nasty stuff that coffee is. aahh yes, pulp is much better C {decaf coffee drinker} C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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