Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Perusing the Loading Table Officer thread over on the Wire (pronounced War) I believe we need a Loaded Table here in the Saloon. This would allow all the people who are already loaded, come here loaded, or are still loaded from last night to congregate. It would get them out from underfoot and stop them from stumbling into folks who are still sober. The Loaded Table Officer would be in charge of leading the group in raucous songs if requested, breaking the fall of those who find themselves caught in a sudden burst of gravity and assuring that truck keys and saddle blankets are safely stowed behind the bar. Also leading the occasional spelling contest. The position would be on a rotating basis of course. The selection would be partially based on how many rounds one bought the previous evening. I think this is an idea who's time has come. I'm surprised it isn't in the RO books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 WHY ??????????????????????? That would take the fun right outta it . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Folks who are still sober? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I don't think they are in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Add to da loaded tables Officer thingy, I wood like to surgust women hard drinking, cowboys dancing, and beer drinking, cegar smokin' hosses. What do y'all think ? Bottles , nother round here. Dat glass yonder's dry !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Folks who are still sober? Where? Its just a state of mind, just don't know where it is on map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUTH-PACIFIC,SASS #59402 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i thinks ub been hitting the rotgut stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Its just a state of mind, just don't know where it is on map. Aint My state of mind !!! Aint got no mind to state.........so to speak Just sayin ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 While we imbibe in another round, we may want to add "make sure all iron goes behind the bar" as part of the Loaded Table Officers jobs... Vaya con Dios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Add to da loaded tables Officer thingy, I wood like to surgust women hard drinking, cowboys dancing, and beer drinking, cegar smokin' hosses. What do y'all think ? Bottles , nother round here. Dat glass yonder's dry !! Cegar smokin hosses??? How did you teach him that.... mine just wont give up his pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Add to da loaded tables Officer thingy, I wood like to surgust women hard drinking, cowboys dancing, and beer drinking, cegar smokin' hosses. What do y'all think ? Bottles , nother round here. Dat glass yonder's dry !! This woman will partake in the hard drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Okay, I'll go furst, uh, ferst, uh, what the hell were we talkin' about? Pore, uh poor, uh pour me another Triple 7, Flint. Oh look! Something shiney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Cegar smokin hosses??? How did you teach him that.... mine just wont give up his pipe Just gave'em da choice.... plug chewin' baccer or ceegar. Picked it up real natrual like............. Can even strike is own matches to boot !! Dat was a bit harder...........kept runnon' out of matches !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This woman will partake in the hard drinking! Dat's it !! Figure Whiskey Business will be here afterwhile................... Sit down.........Pour a bottle and relax........... Badger...yur up. Dance fer da ladies !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 When it comes to drankin there's no gamers in the saloon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 While we imbibe in another round, we may want to add "make sure all iron goes behind the bar" as part of the Loaded Table Officers jobs... Vaya con Dios Guessin your talkin bout the iron skillets, hopefully. Oh and don't know bout Badger dancin on the tables though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 He77, Badger can't GET on the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Okay, I'll go furst, uh, ferst, uh, what the hell were we talkin' about? Pore, uh poor, uh pour me another Triple 7, Flint. Oh look! Something shiney! Dang it Okie... can't you even focus on... oooohhhhh... shiney... Vaya con Dios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Guessin your talkin bout the iron skillets, hopefully. Oh and don't know bout Badger dancin on the tables though. I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios Don't let her forget to do the cross draw two step. Don't wanna sweep the onlookers with a skillet. Could be casualties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios Bwha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Squirrels!!!!!! Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Squirrels!!!!!! Just sayin' Big Jake Got them covered Jake. Me and my new Squirrel slayer ,416 Rigby Pinfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios And you folks think he's kidding. I seen Maggie do a 13 second stage on Flint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios Here is living proof of what Flint says about being whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/c42r537c72f8/DSC03909.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Here is living proof of what Flint says about being whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/c42r537c72f8/DSC03909.jpg Dang, that's a big skillet. You could cook two dozen eggs at one time in that thing. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Perusing the Loading Table Officer thread over on the Wire (pronounced War) I believe we need a Loaded Table here in the Saloon. This would allow all the people who are already loaded, come here loaded, or are still loaded from last night to congregate. It would get them out from underfoot and stop them from stumbling into folks who are still sober. The Loaded Table Officer would be in charge of leading the group in raucous songs if requested, breaking the fall of those who find themselves caught in a sudden burst of gravity and assuring that truck keys and saddle blankets are safely stowed behind the bar. Also leading the occasional spelling contest. The position would be on a rotating basis of course. The selection would be partially based on how many rounds one bought the previous evening. I think this is an idea who's time has come. I'm surprised it isn't in the RO books. Utahs.. you need to start the thread for a loaded table.. lol.. I get so tried of just a loading o9r unloading.. you never get a loaded table at a shoot.. However at night you do get a few loaded.. lol. Just let me know what job want me to do. I can not wash dirt glasses just put them on the bar dirty, don't do windows.. but I do open a good bottle and pour it.. and I will listen for hours to a good story. Deja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I been whanged upside the head with a skillet by Ms. Maggie so much, that I had to have a skillet holster made for her... she wears hers crossdraw... Vaya con Dios Sounds like a good way to ruin a perfectly good skillet to me! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverboat Red, SASS #71733 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Fine idea, UB! Just as long as I don't get assigned to the UNloading area. Messy! RR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Loaded Table Officer? LOADED TABLE OFFICER!!!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING LOADED TABLE OFFICERS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 26, 2011 Author Share Posted July 26, 2011 Fine idea, UB! Just as long as I don't get assigned to the UNloading area. Messy! RR The unloading table is outside. Waaay outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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