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Just wanted to say a big thanks for my daily dose of fun and good times,  I feel like you're all pards.

Probably never will meet you in person, but I feel like I know you all and we're mates!

Coupla' years now hanging out in this saloon.......and I like it !!!!!! :) 

 

Another year or two and I'll have ya's all eatin' beetroot   ....... and likin' it dawg dammit!!!!!!!!!!! :) 

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There’s a lot of things you MIGHT get me to do, but eatin’ beets ain’t one of ‘em! :lol:
 

Hang around!! We’re always good fer a laugh or two!!

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11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

There’s a lot of things you MIGHT get me to do, but eatin’ beets ain’t one of ‘em! :lol:
 

Hang around!! We’re always good fer a laugh or two!!

You mean to tell me y'all ain't been taking me seriously?  I'm crushed to think that!  Devastated!  Depressed beyond recovery.! Wounded to the very core of my soul!

 

Think I'll go over to the senior center and get lunch with people over there who respect me (or if they don't they either cover it up well or are in a state that they just don't smile or laugh even when they don't understand or can't hear me)

 

SO THERE! :P

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Well, I always thought my visiting the Saloon added a little 'humanity and sanity' to the forum.

 

I added Humanity and Sanity, while TN Williams added a little Humbleness and Modesty.

 

The efforts we gave were a noble cause........ but Y'all are still flying in a circle, spiraling downward

like a fart in a tornado.     

 

And I surely ain't gonna tell ya what TW really thinks about some of you.

 

..........Widder (Humanly Sane)

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Well, I always thought my visiting the Saloon added a little 'humanity and sanity' to the forum.

 

I added Humanity and Sanity, while TN Williams added a little Humbleness and Modesty.

 

The efforts we gave were a noble cause........ but Y'all are still flying in a circle, spiraling downward

like a fart in a tornado.     

 

And I surely ain't gonna tell ya what TW really thinks about some of you.

 

..........Widder (Humanly Sane)

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha :D:lol:

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5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Well, I always thought my visiting the Saloon added a little 'humanity and sanity' to the forum.

 

I added Humanity and Sanity, while TN Williams added a little Humbleness and Modesty.

 

The efforts we gave were a noble cause........ but Y'all are still flying in a circle, spiraling downward

like a fart in a tornado.     

 

After pondering the "noble cause" ramblings of Widder about Humbleness and Sanity, I am left with this question.  Do tornado's spin backwards down under like the toilets?  I must be having an Alpo moment...

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2 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

I try to stay away, I really do, but I fear I am Saloontarded now. I gotta come in here. It keeps me insa…uh, sane. Yeah, that’s it! Sane.

 

Ah heck Pat, there are times that you make ALPO look good..... :lol:

 

Rumor is that YOU & RYE are the Saloon Moderators..... :o

I don't know where that rumor started nor who started it.

 

..........Widder

 

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Nut: also called “tap” or “bur”. A threaded fastener used in conjunction with a bolt or screw to secure or retain other components.

 

Seems like us “nuts” are what holds everything together!!

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

"Nut."

I can deal with that.

 

Just don't call me a legume.

I'M NOT NUTS!  DON'T YOU CALLME NUTS, OR CRAZY! IHAVE NEVER BEEN JUDGED TO BE CRAZY, NUTSO OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!  STOP THAT LAUGHING!  STOP IT! AND DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE YOU ARE DOING NOW AND POINTING AT ME EITHER JUST STOP IT BEFORE I TELL MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES IN THE MOTHERSHIP AND THEY COME KIDNAP YOU AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU, JUST WAIT AND SEE!

 

WAIT DON'T PUT THAT JACKET ON ME WHAT'S IN THAT NEEDLE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OUCH DAMMIT.......that hurt and now I can't thik straight and I alway strink thaight yoo no that to be a facit because I'm cot...uh not nuts, Im allergic to nuts break out in a ruch an get doozy an wizziy an lik that an then I foulaslpe  an pashou.......... 

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3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Ah heck Pat, there are times that you make ALPO look good..... :lol:

 

Rumor is that YOU & RYE are the Saloon Moderators..... :o

I don't know where that rumor started nor who started it.

 

..........Widder

 

Cold day in hell, what?

 

I mod’d for a while a few years ago. That was enough. 

The only good thing about it was I got to work with Allie Mo. 

 

Now Rye on the other hand…

I heard he was going to be on tour soon as the drummer for a very famous rock band. :D

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