Hollywood Conventions

[Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619]

Veterinarians can develop a lucrative sideline in removing bullets from criminals.

[Cypress Sun]

2 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said:

Veterinarians can develop a lucrative sideline in removing bullets from criminals.

 

Yeah, but then they'll want to worm them also.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

40 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Yeah, but then they'll want to worm them also.

And give’em their rabies, distemper, and heart worm treatments.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said:

Veterinarians can develop a lucrative sideline in removing bullets from criminals.

 

1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Yeah, but then they'll want to worm them also.

 

59 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

And give’em their rabies, distemper, and heart worm treatments.

 

  ........ they'll probably need it anyway .......   

[Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728]

What this country needs is more veterinarians!  Using their ways of treating patients, we could use them treating politicians.  When a politician becomes incompetent, like all Democrat morons,  "Put Them Down."

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

4 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said:

Veterinarians can develop a lucrative sideline in removing bullets from criminals.

 

2 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Yeah, but then they'll want to worm them also.

 

1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

And give’em their rabies, distemper, and heart worm treatments.

Maybe even open up a Spay and Neuter clinic.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Even at 75, Arnold has not slowed down.

[Ozark Huckleberry]

Even (Especially?) if the evidence seems overwhelming, any suspect identified before the 2nd commercial break will not be the perpetrator.

 

Surveillance targets rarely notice the stakeout vehicle just across the street, even if it pulls in or pulls out right behind them. Ducking down enough to just peek over the edge of the door or dash always evades bad guy detection. Stakeouts can photograph with SLR cameras with huge lenses with impunity.

 

No one ever notices people repeatedly climbing in and out of a van if it's marked with the logo of a service company.

 

A SWAT stack will always be led in by detectives with handguns and vests.

 

[Texas Joker]

A pair of glasses is enough disguise to fool everone.

 

If you swap places with your evil doppellganger from an alternate universe he will have a fu Manchu goatee or she will wear black leather.

 

Interior walls and cars stop bullets

 

 

[bgavin]

100% of the new productions have homosexual scenes, yet only 5% of the population is homosexual.

[Oak Ridge Regulator]

Sheetrock walls stop 5.56 ad .308 rounds, a 12ga will lift a man off his feet and throw him 15 feet thru the air, car doors stop 5.56 rounds, gas stations exploding only throw the bad guy thru the air the cool guy walking away doesn’t even get his hair messed up ( works with houses blowing up as well as in Django )

[Cypress Sun]

6 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Even (Especially?) if the evidence seems overwhelming, any suspect identified before the 2nd commercial break will not be the perpetrator.

 

Surveillance targets rarely notice the stakeout vehicle just across the street, even if it pulls in or pulls out right behind them. Ducking down enough to just peek over the edge of the door or dash always evades bad guy detection. Stakeouts can photograph with SLR cameras with huge lenses with impunity.

 

No one ever notices people repeatedly climbing in and out of a van if it's marked with the logo of a service company.

 

A SWAT stack will always be led in by detectives with handguns and vests.

 

 

Even if they unzip the surveillance opening and yell "SHOOT THE MOON".

[Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619]

6 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

A pair of glasses is enough disguise to fool everone.

 

Always worked for Clark Kent!

[Buckshot Bear]

Couples always have great sex...... But the women never take their bras off. 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

17 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Couples always have great sex...... But the women never take their bras off. 

 

 I must be watching the wrong movies .......  

[Buckshot Bear]

4 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 I must be watching the wrong movies .......  

 

Debbie does Taree

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Debbie does Taree

 

 

 

      ......... that would be .................................... different ..........  

[Buckshot Bear]

40 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

      ......... that would be .................................... different ..........  

 

Yep....because Deb from Taree did the whole East Coast  

[Alpo]

26 thousand 4 - she's busy.