Subdeacon Joe Posted June 1, 2023 Author Posted June 1, 2023 "Just because you were conceived in a Jeep, doesn’t make you part Cherokee!" 1 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 1, 2023 Posted June 1, 2023 There are eleven people hanging on a rope that comes down from an airplane. Ten of them are blonde and one is brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. Noone can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech ending with the words "I'll get off". The blondes are all very moved by her speech and start clapping. Problem solved. 1 1 3 Quote
DeaconKC Posted June 1, 2023 Posted June 1, 2023 Okay, okay, it's a repeat but good for today... 1 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 2, 2023 Author Posted June 2, 2023 29 minutes ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Nope. That's obviously from a 9mm. 1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted June 2, 2023 Posted June 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Nope. That's obviously from a 9mm. Japanese ships had lungs? 2 7 Quote
Alpo Posted June 2, 2023 Posted June 2, 2023 The new neighbor was over visiting when the cat walked into the living room. "Nice looking cat. What's his name?" BEN HUR. "Strange name for a cat. Why did you choose that?" WELL, HIS NAME WAS SIMPLY BEN, UNTIL HE HAD KITTENS. 1 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!” 1 5 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 3, 2023 Author Posted June 3, 2023 8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!” Yep...happened in Los Angeles. 4 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 Similar but different story. My aunt was working at the local Sears, had to be ‘58. A thief just picked a rowboat off the display and walked out with it. Thief was caught when he came back for the oars. 1 4 Quote
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 (edited) On 5/26/2023 at 9:03 AM, Alpo said: One of the advantages of being old. People help you. In the grocery store, stuff is either on the top shelf where I can't reach it, or it's on the bottom shelf where if I get down to get it I can't get back up off the floor. And I have stopped random people and asked them to help, and they invariably will stand up on their tippy toes or get down and crawl on their hands and knees to get me what I'm asking for. And I firmly believe that if I was 25 and asked the same question they'd give me a dirty look and go on with what they were doing. I'm 6'2" tall. Strangers ask me to get stuff off the top shelves for them. Edited June 3, 2023 by LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L 2 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 3, 2023 Author Posted June 3, 2023 Q: Why did God ask Abraham to sacrifice Issac when Issac was but a lad of 12 year or less? A: Because if Issac had been a teenager, it probably wouldn't have been a sacrifice!! 2 2 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 3, 2023 Author Posted June 3, 2023 I want to see KLM explain the first two to Federal Aviation inspectors. 2 1 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Similar but different story. My aunt was working at the local Sears, had to be ‘58. A thief just picked a rowboat off the display and walked out with it. Thief was caught when he came back for the oars. Amazing, when I was in high school one of the "bad" kids walked out of a department store with a canoe, the employees even held the door him. He nailed as well when he went back for the paddles. Funny, I still remember his name now and I barely knew him!! Would have been around 1970ish. 4 Quote
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