Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Be nice if people got over their fear of Facebook. It's not fear, it's a desire to simply not voluntarily jump into a sewer. Here's a wild idea: How about posting something original sometime? Besides extolling the virtues of electric vehicles. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: .... well not until he "takes" it ..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 You would think that somebody would take that poor kid the ball. "Hey buddy. You deserve this, if anyone does." 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 A Cajun died and went to hell.The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later, surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting, much less sweating. "How come you're not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?" The Cajun laughed and said, "Man, I was raised in the bayous of Sout Looziana. Dis ain't nothin' but May in Morgan City to me!" The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put him in a sealed off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he came back, days later, the Cajun was sitting pretty, had barely begun to sweat. The devil was outraged.. "How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these conditions!." The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey, man! I done tole you. I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?! Dis ain't nothin' but August in Cow Island !" So the devil thought, 'Alright, a little reverse ought to do the trick.' He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached. It was freezing, and to add to the Cajun's misery, he added massive icebergs and blasting frozen air. When he returned, the Cajun was shivering, ice hung from every part of him, but he was grinning like it was Christmas. Exasperated, the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?! You're impervious to heat and here you sit in conditions you can't be used to...freezing cold, and yet you're happier than if you were in heaven. WHY?!" The Cajun kept grinning and asked, "Don't dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl?" 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Top 10 - Best Remarks by Golf Caddies #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." and the #1 best caddy comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michigan Slim Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Guy goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. Dentist pulls out a needle to numb the tooth. Guy says "NONONO NEEDLES!" Dentist gets out the mask for the nitrous. "NONONO! I'll feel like I'm suffocating!" Dentist asks "Pills OK?" "Sure" says the patient. "Here, take this Viagra." "WOW! I didn't know Viagra was a pain killer!" "It's not. It just gives you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth." 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brazos John Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Unless you're ADHD, OCD, or one of the other pleasures of modern life. You read it, memorized it, and saved it to a file. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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