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So many old jokes have been told on here so many times I think we need a numbering system so one doesn’t have to write or create a picture with words. With a numbering system all one has to do is post a number and everyone that’s heard or seen that joke over the years will respond with the requisite or courteous laughs or smilies. :D

 

I’ll start:

 

#1 - this is the one about the old guy in a bar full of blondes. You know the “one”. :lol:

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That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. 

A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. 

The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. 

"These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke."

"Can I try it?", the visitor asks. 

"Sure, go ahead."

So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs.

"What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. 

His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." 

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4 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. 

A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. 

The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. 

"These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke."

"Can I try it?", the visitor asks. 

"Sure, go ahead."

So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs.

"What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. 

His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." 


That pretty much sums it up. :lol:

 

Oh, and this one is #4 :D

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