Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 So many old jokes have been told on here so many times I think we need a numbering system so one doesn’t have to write or create a picture with words. With a numbering system all one has to do is post a number and everyone that’s heard or seen that joke over the years will respond with the requisite or courteous laughs or smilies. I’ll start: #1 - this is the one about the old guy in a bar full of blondes. You know the “one”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 I ain't never heard that one before! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 #2: Heard about the 3 blondes that walked into a bar? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Is that like the one about the three nuns on a bicycle...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Is that like the one about the three nuns on a bicycle...? Not exactly, but that's a good candidate for #3! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 I was going to do #2 but decided it's a crappy joke. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. "These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke." "Can I try it?", the visitor asks. "Sure, go ahead." So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs. "What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Share Posted November 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. "These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke." "Can I try it?", the visitor asks. "Sure, go ahead." So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs. "What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." That pretty much sums it up. Oh, and this one is #4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 #5 A priest a Rabbi and a minister walk into a bar........... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 #6 A horse walks into a bar… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Share Posted November 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: #5 A priest a Rabbi and a minister walk into a bar........... Okay, that would number 5 through 2500 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 An Irishman walks out of a bar…. no number, it never happened. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 We could use a numbering system for the meme thread too. Lotsa of those get reposted, sometimes within hours of each other. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Knock knock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Knock knock 77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 39 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: 77 Ah, now that’s a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I just don't want to hear 2020 or 2021, those weren't funny the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Howdy, A Catholic a Methodist and a Jew go fishing in a boat.... Best CR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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