We need a numbering system…

[Pat Riot]

So many old jokes have been told on here so many times I think we need a numbering system so one doesn’t have to write or create a picture with words. With a numbering system all one has to do is post a number and everyone that’s heard or seen that joke over the years will respond with the requisite or courteous laughs or smilies. 

 

I’ll start:

 

#1 - this is the one about the old guy in a bar full of blondes. You know the “one”. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

I ain't never heard that one before!

[Doc Shapiro]

#2: Heard about the 3 blondes that walked into a bar?

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Is that like the one about the three nuns on a bicycle...?   

[Doc Shapiro]

7 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Is that like the one about the three nuns on a bicycle...?   

 

Not exactly, but that's a good candidate for #3!

[Subdeacon Joe]

I was going to do #2  but decided it's a crappy joke.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. 

A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. 

The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. 

"These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke."

"Can I try it?", the visitor asks. 

"Sure, go ahead."

So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs.

"What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. 

His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." 

[Pat Riot]

4 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

That's a new take on "The Old Comedian's Home" story. 

A guy is visiting a retirement Home for old comedians. A bunch of them are sitting on the front porch, just rocking away. Suddenly, one of them yells, "Number 27!" The whole bunch of them laugh. 

The visitor asks the guy he's with what that was all about. 

"These guys all know all the jokes", his friend explains. "We have them numbered, so instead of telling the whole joke. you just call out the number of the joke."

"Can I try it?", the visitor asks. 

"Sure, go ahead."

So the visitor calls out, "Number 32!" Nobody laughs.

"What did I do wrong?" he wants to know. 

His friend says, "Some people just can't tell a joke." 

That pretty much sums it up. 

 

Oh, and this one is #4 

[Rye Miles #13621]

#5 A priest a Rabbi and a minister walk into a bar...........

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

#6 A horse walks into a bar…

[Pat Riot]

3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

#5 A priest a Rabbi and a minister walk into a bar...........

Okay, that would number 5 through 2500 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

An Irishman walks out of a bar….

 

no number, it never happened.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

We could use a numbering system for the meme thread too.  Lotsa of those get reposted, sometimes within hours of each other. 

[Buckshot Bear]

Knock knock

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Knock knock

 

77

[Pat Riot]

39 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

77

Ah, now that’s a good one! 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

I just don't want to hear 2020 or 2021, those weren't funny the first time.

[Dirty Dan Dawkins]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

A Catholic a Methodist and a Jew go fishing in a boat....

 

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