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3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 who me ?  :rolleyes:

 

Nope,

 

It appears that BB has been practicing his imitation of a flying Fox way too much.

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Australian Flying Fox colony

 

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OMG!!! Those remind me of the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz!  :o

They terrified me for the first few years watching the annual playing of the movie in the '60's.

Then I learned that they weren't real.

Now I see that THEY ARE REAL!!!  :o

Do y'all have witches and talking scarecrows? And Munchkins? By another name, maybe you do.  

Y'all sure aren't in Kansas anymore!  

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1 hour ago, Brazos John said:

OMG!!! Those remind me of the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz!  :o

They terrified me for the first few years watching the annual playing of the movie in the '60's.

Then I learned that they weren't real.

Now I see that THEY ARE REAL!!!  :o

Do y'all have witches and talking scarecrows? And Munchkins? By another name, maybe you do.  

Y'all sure aren't in Kansas anymore!  

 

 

 no,no,no ........ not flying monkeys ....... they're flying fox's .......

 

 ....... you know, .... a bit fruity and a lot batty ........   ;)

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6 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Do y'all have witches and talking scarecrows? And Munchkins? By another name, maybe you do.  

Certainly they've got Munchkins. They're the guys that put on the furry suits and pretend to be koalas for the tourists.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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15 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

I asked one of the other Aussies if it smells like Vicks Vaporub and couldn't get a straight answer.

 

Thanks!

 

 ........ this is the Saloon ...... what makes you think you'll get a straight answer ..... to anything ......   :rolleyes:

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That one has me puzzled. Canadians wearing shorts at 10° C. That's 50°F. Big whoop. I live in Florida, and I've been known to wear shorts at 50°.

 

Aussies wearing coats at 30° C? That's 86°F. Why in the hell would they be wearing coats when it's 86°?

 

Oh wait. I just remembered. They're Aussies. Drain bamaged. Too much blood in their head, from walking around upside down.

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