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Just now, bgavin said:

June 21 is the shortest day of the year for you.

 

It is.....its getting darkish by 4.45pm and by 5.00pm its nearly dark......most folks whine about it.....me I love it and always get a little Auld Lang Syne when the Winter Solstice rolls around ......I really don't like Summer anymore....sun going down at 8.45pm and intense heat for 7-8 months of the year.......Winter is too damn short down here!!!!!

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On 4/27/2022 at 7:09 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Yep we have some packed away somewhere as well. I wonder if the craze will ever kick off again.....probably not as young kids are too interested in screen time on their phones now.

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On 5/9/2022 at 6:54 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

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On 5/23/2022 at 5:26 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

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1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Where the men are MEN and the sheep are nervous!:lol:

I was thinking he was trying to get his date home, since he obviously had her out too late.

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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Where the men are MEN and the sheep are nervous!:lol:

 

Mebbe, after a few "Fosters", this is what he saw?????

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6 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

 

Mebbe, after a few "Fosters", this is what he saw?????

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Australian ewes have horns?

 

Or is that a poor little confused mixed up sheep that doesn't know what gender it is?

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For them like me, that don't speak Australian, a Paceman is a fast bowler.

 

A bowler is to cricket what a pitcher is to baseball.

 

I assume Saint Peter is a brand of protective equipment, although duck duck go has never heard of it.

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6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

For them like me, that don't speak Australian, a Paceman is a fast bowler.

 

A bowler is to cricket what a pitcher is to baseball.

 

I assume Saint Peter is a brand of protective equipment, although duck duck go has never heard of it.

 

StPeter is the cricket bat.

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11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

StPeter is the cricket bat.

I noticed that the gloves and the pad on his thigh have the same SP logo that the bat does.

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