Buckshot Bear Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Alpo said: This is the Aussie humour thread. Jokes about Oz. I'll agree that that platypus seems to be a joke, but that picture of the cake made no sense. I had to look up a Lamington. It said it was an Australian cake covered in chocolate and rolled in dried coconut. And that's what the picture appeared to be - a cake coated in chocolate with dried coconut stuck in the frosting. I don't get the humor in either one of those two posts. Or the humour. They just appear to be pictures of normal Australian stuff. Just for you Alpo and maybe just maybe we might touch on Pavlovas tomorrow as a special treat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Read the Label Mita Chicken Salt For Hot Chips and Chicken On 5/30/2022 at 8:32 PM, Buckshot Bear said: Every hot food shop in Oz it seems now goes to put this on hot chips unless you specifically say "Whoaa there just plain salt please" No added MSG Vegetarian hath Gluten Free Austrailian Owned Last I heard Vegetarians don't eat Chicken. So why would they use Chicken Salt? What Is Chicken Salt? It's Australia's Secret Umami Bomb <quote> But the real deal (and really good) chicken salt doesn’t contain “chicken flavoring,” it contains actual roasted, braised, dried, and yes, salted, chicken. <end quote> 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said: Read the Label Mita Chicken Salt For Hot Chips and Chicken No added MSG Vegetarian hath Gluten Free Austrailian Owned Last I heard Vegetarians don't eat Chicken. So why would they use Chicken Salt? What Is Chicken Salt? It's Australia's Secret Umami Bomb <quote> But the real deal (and really good) chicken salt doesn’t contain “chicken flavoring,” it contains actual roasted, braised, dried, and yes, salted, chicken. <end quote> That Halal certification is getting more and more common down here. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 19 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Just for you Alpo and maybe just maybe we might touch on Pavlovas tomorrow as a special treat Is that cake-flavored crisps, or crisp-flavored cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, Alpo said: Is that cake-flavored crisps, or crisp-flavored cake? I'm quite the sucker for both potato crisps and lamingtons as my waistline will attest to, but combined....I don't think so for me!!! https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/74196/smiths-crinkle-cut-chips-lamington Product Details Smith's Lamington Chips Limited Edition contains no artificial flavours and gluten free chips that you will surely love. Lamington chips... Fair Dinkum! It's the ultimate Aussie snacking mash up. As a bit of fun we asked our Smith's flavour team if they could make lamington flavoured chips. They actually did it and we think they're beaut! You know you Love'em. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ...... who'da thunkit ...... ? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 18 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: That Halal certification is getting more and more common down here. .... and they pay someone for the privilege of printing it on the label ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .... and they pay someone for the privilege of printing it on the label ......... What a scam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 The CORRECT way to enjoy a Tim Tam 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: The CORRECT way to enjoy a Tim Tam I enjoy Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies the same way! Cold milk softens the cookie and hardens the chocolate shell. Delicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Is he just dunking it? Because to me, that last picture looks like he has bitten off opposing corners, and is sucking the tea through the cookie (or cake or whatever the hell a Tim Tim is), like it was a straw. You drink your milk through a Girl Scout cookie? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Prolly sumpin with Vegemite in it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Alpo said: Is he just dunking it? Because to me, that last picture looks like he has bitten off opposing corners, and is sucking the tea through the cookie (or cake or whatever the hell a Tim Tim is), like it was a straw. no and yes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Alpo said: Is he just dunking it? Because to me, that last picture looks like he has bitten off opposing corners, and is sucking the tea through the cookie (or cake or whatever the hell a Tim Tim is), like it was a straw. You drink your milk through a Girl Scout cookie? Don't knock it till you've tried it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Don't knock it till you've tried it Woof! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 The top and bottom picture makes sense. I don't understand the middle picture with the guy with the bad teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Aaaand, after posting that, I decided that the caption was supposed to be the Australian ebonics version of NEXT MINUTE? 2 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Thanks for explaining that Uncle Alpo, now I understand it too 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 "not ALL ball tampering" Aside from castration, what other "ball tampering" do they do in Oz? Did that just reads like it's a slang expression that doesn't translate into American very well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Alpo said: "not ALL ball tampering" Aside from castration, what other "ball tampering" do they do in Oz? Did that just reads like it's a slang expression that doesn't translate into American very well. https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/cricket-australia-sandpaper-gate-cameron-bancroft-interview-controversy-7321036/#:~:text=During the third day of,tampering at a press conference. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-25/how-cricket-ball-tampering-incident-unfolded/9584618 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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