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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ........... y'all might wanna watch out for wallabys too ....... () 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Things that the dogs bark at that I can't find or see are Wombats, even though we have no indigenous species. Whatever it is, if it is from Aus, watch it, even if it is only a fancy! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 You know, I've heard of fruit bats, and insect bats, and even vampire bats. But wom bats? How big are they, what do they eat, and how high do they normally fly? Do they prefer roost in belfries, or attics, or do they like to hang out in caves? Hang out - that's a joke, I say that's a joke son. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Alpo said: You know, I've heard of fruit bats, and insect bats, and even vampire bats. But wom bats? How big are they, what do they eat, and how high do they normally fly? Do they prefer roost in belfries, or attics, or do they like to hang out in caves? Hang out - that's a joke, I say that's a joke son. ....... well, .... your typical wombat eats roots and leaves. they live in wombat holes that they dig in the ground. and are tough as nails ........ so tough that they will kill your car if you hit one in it, ... and then get up and wonder away. (btdt) they do not fly, as a rule, .... and can be cranky little buggers. (if you think that kangaroo in the waterhole is dangerous, DO NOT try to pat or cuddle a wombat) 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: DO NOT try to pat or cuddle a wombat) Some people don't live to tell the tale 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 The Colonel eating a pie at a famous Aussie roadside Pie shop - 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 22 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ....... ether of these will do the job ..... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 DONT START! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 1/16/2022 at 6:04 PM, Buckshot Bear said: How a marriage worksA newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face..I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries other than Australia: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...' 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your ^$%#g beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your *&%^$%^%&g snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't ^$%#g going anywhere! Got it, Arsehole?' So he stayed home......................and, they lived happily ever after. Now, isn't that a sweet story? My bride tried that with her first husband... didn't work. He couldn't keep his sorry butt out of the bars. Fortunately for me, I was there to offer my hand and rescue her... 43 years ago. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ...... now don't get me started ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: well, .... that orta stop them ........ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: what horrible, unforgivable misdeed could this canine have possibly committed to warrant such cruel and unusual punishment ? ........... ..... not to mention the embarrassment the poor pooch must be suffering ................... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: i'll wager that he's no longer constipated ...... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 11 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... not to mention the embarrassment the poor pooch must be suffering ................... Because he's in a box, or because it's a Foster's box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Brazos John said: Because he's in a box, or because it's a Foster's box? the latter more so than the former ........... I know that I would be ..... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 9 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: the latter more so than the former Unless a Yank meets an Aussie, we think Fosters is your favorite beer! Getting to quip with y'all shows us a whole different side of Oz. This is one of my favorite threads! Keep on kiddin'. 5 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 22 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ....... you mean we weren't going to the pub in the first place .... ??? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) There's a webcomic I was reading this morning, and it was talking about the stupidity of putting little cheery notes on Halls cough drop wrappers. One of the people in the comments said something about one brand of sanitary napkins. The wrapper says to "have a great period". Then we have this reply to that comment (I assume Libra is an Aussie brand of sanitary napkins) >Libra in Australia have facts on them. The overnight/maternity ones have a fact about there being a spider named after David Bowie on them, along with a picture. I'm not sure which idiot cleared that because I've woken my entire household so many times seeing that without my glasses on at 2am. I emailed them about it at least 4 times before I swapped to a more friendly option.< From what I've heard of the spiders in Oz, if I woke up and blurrily, without my glasses, saw a spider down there in my groin area - I believe I would slightly lose it. The David Bowie spider Edited June 10, 2022 by Alpo 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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