The Aussie Humour Thread

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Edited June 18, 2024 by Buckshot Bear

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[Eyesa Horg]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

He must have been very, very bored!

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Edited June 18, 2024 by Buckshot Bear

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1 minute ago, Eyesa Horg said:

He must have been very, very bored!

 

 

Yeah....there's a question there ....WHY????

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

being upside down all the time , makes ya do strange things 

 

 at least that is my guess 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[sassnetguy50]

On 6/18/2024 at 6:34 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Yeah....there's a question there ....WHY????

Have you met his sheila?  You'd use any excuse to lock yourself away for years too.

Edited June 21, 2024 by sassnetguy50

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An exceedingly rare event. Far more crocs are killed by drop bears.

 

 

 

 

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[John Kloehr]

On 6/18/2024 at 7:30 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

Sixteen years and seven months. Just to be pedantic.

 

There is a view of English writing where the representation would be correct, but the requirement of consistency has greater precedent.

[Alpo]

That's another thing that otto does that pi---annoys me.

 

From numbers one through nine he spells them. But once it's a double digit number he uses the number. And he will do that in the same sentence.

"I went to the store and bought three loaves of bread and 17 bagels".

 

He wrote that, I didn't. But I knew that's what he would do.

[Eyesa Horg]

Otto sucks! Should be a way to eliminate him!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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Aaaaahhh.. something touched me foot

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 6/18/2024 at 7:30 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

All publishers have refused his work.

 

 

Edited June 22, 2024 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Alpo]

5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Isn't that beet, cheese and tomato?

[Blackwater 53393]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

ABSOLUTELY NAY!!

[Rip Snorter]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Can't imagine being hungry enough! Gack!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

2 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

Can't imagine being hungry enough! Gack!

NOT only NO ..................

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

15 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

omg NO!!!!!! ...... that's processed cheddar cheese .......  😝

[John Kloehr]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

omg NO!!!!!! ...... that's processed cheddar cheese .......  😝

That, my friend, is American cheese. And as a proud American, I also say no to it. It is a vile congealed mix of fat and chemicals not fit for human consumption.

 

With that understanding, I guess beets can't hurt it any.

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

given that combo , I doubt that the addition of Vegemite could make it any worse 

 

  CB 

[Rip Snorter]

30 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

That, my friend, is American cheese. And as a proud American, I also say no to it. It is a vile congealed mix of fat and chemicals not fit for human consumption.

 

With that understanding, I guess beets can't hurt it any.

Actually, Tillamook sliced is pretty good, far better than any other I have tried.  Not inexpensive. 

[Blackwater 53393]

While American cheese IS a processed product, good American cheese is just a tasty blend of other cheeses, sometimes colored with a beta keratin component.  Cheddar, Jack, Swiss, and Colby can be found in many blends.

 

If you read the labels, you can find some really high quality, flavorful, nutritious American cheese.  Ausies seem to like it pretty well!  I see it all the time in food pics offered here!!

 

I suppose if you used enough of it on those nasty beets, SOME folks might be able to gork the beets down…

 

 

 

Edited June 22, 2024 by Blackwater 53393

[John Kloehr]

46 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Actually, Tillamook sliced is pretty good, far better than any other I have tried.  Not inexpensive. 

Tillamook does not make American Cheese. All of it's cheeses are real. It is an American company. It does not make a product by the name American, it makes Cheddar, Swiss, Colby, Jack and more. They are all real cheeses. No "process" products.

 

https://www.tillamook.com/products/cheese

 

 

 

Edited June 23, 2024 by John Kloehr
Otto

[Rip Snorter]

1 minute ago, John Kloehr said:

Tillamook does not make American Cheese. All of it's cheeses are real It is an American company. It does not make a product by that name, it makes Chedder, Swiss, Colby, Jack and more. They are all real cheeses. No "process" products.

 

https://www.tillamook.com/products/cheese

 

 

 

You might note, I called it sliced.

[Buckshot Bear]

In Summer here in Oz, it wouldn't be unusual to have beetroot on toast for breakfast, on a sandwich for lunch and with a salad for dinner. 

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