Buckshot Bear Posted May 24, 2024 Author Posted May 24, 2024 British Humour . . . . A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined. The governments don't know where to start providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending clothing. New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops. Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure. Canada is sending medical teams and supplies. Great Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims. God Bless GREAT BRITAIN. 3 1 2 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 On 5/24/2024 at 12:18 PM, Buckshot Bear said: R : Royal F : Flying D : Doctor S : Service ....... the health professionals of the outback ....... 1 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 26, 2024 Author Posted May 26, 2024 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: R : Royal F : Flying D : Doctor S : Service ....... the health professionals of the outback ....... Who wouldn't know that or School of the Air????????? 2 1 Quote
Alpo Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Who wouldn't know that or School of the Air????????? I looked at that sign - RFDS - and thought a minute, and it come dragging up out of memory. So I have heard of it before. School of the air? Never heard of it. Looked it up. Makes perfect sense. Never heard of it. I wonder why? Oh yeah. It's because it's on the other side of the flipping world. 4 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 42 minutes ago, Alpo said: I looked at that sign - RFDS - and thought a minute, and it come dragging up out of memory. So I have heard of it before. School of the air? Never heard of it. Looked it up. Makes perfect sense. Never heard of it. I wonder why? Oh yeah. It's because it's on the other side of the flipping world. ....... no, it's not 2 Quote
Alpo Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 You're right, I'm sorry. It's not you that's on the other side of the world. It's us. 1 2 Quote
John Kloehr Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 Two chickens, one on each side of the road. One yells to the other "How do I get to the other side of the road?" The second yells back "You are on the other side of the road!" 1 4 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 9 hours ago, Alpo said: You're right, I'm sorry. It's not you that's on the other side of the world. It's us. ...... good, ..... now that that's settled ........ 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 8 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Two chickens, one on each side of the road. One yells to the other "How do I get to the other side of the road?" The second yells back "You are on the other side of the road!" ........... HEY!!! .... who are you calling chicken ????? 1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... good, ..... now that that's settled ........ Least we don't have to have Velcro on our shoe soles, to keep from falling off the planet. 4 Quote
John Kloehr Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........... HEY!!! .... who are you calling chicken ????? Nobody, the conversation just suggested how perspective can shift. Will also note there is no market for shoe velcro here. So if you do visit, bring your own. 1 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 27, 2024 Author Posted May 27, 2024 15 hours ago, Alpo said: I looked at that sign - RFDS - and thought a minute, and it come dragging up out of memory. So I have heard of it before. School of the air? Never heard of it. Looked it up. Makes perfect sense. Never heard of it. I wonder why? Oh yeah. It's because it's on the other side of the flipping world. The right side 3 Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: But in Australia it will still kill you!!!!! 1 4 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 29, 2024 Author Posted May 29, 2024 Summer Street, Orange NSW. 1948 4 1 Quote
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