The Aussie Humour Thread

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Which naturally p!$$es everything off so they want to kill you more! Ahhh the beauty of nature’s cycles. 
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Gateway Kid

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

I got the start of a country song for down under : 

 

  Let's all go down to the Devils play ground 

 

  Chickasaw Bill 

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[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

That smashed taters inside that bologna?

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42 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That smashed taters inside that bologna?

 

Had to check but yes.....we call it Devon down here -

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bologna_sausage#:~:text=Other common names include parizer,is in the bologna sandwich.

 

Ever tried it? Tastes great!!!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

43 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Had to check but yes.....we call it Devon down here -

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bologna_sausage#:~:text=Other common names include parizer,is in the bologna sandwich.

 

Ever tried it? Tastes great!!!

         ........ and a little smear of Vegemite makes a nice, tasty addition .....  

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

         ........ and a little smear of Vegemite makes a nice, tasty addition .....  

 

Vegemite makes everything nicer

[Alpo]

The question wasn't about the bologna part - it was obvious that was bologna. It was the filling. Mashed potatoes?

 

When I was a callow youth, the only way I would willingly eat potatoes was if they were French fries. As I have grown my palate has expanded, and I now will eat them hash browned or boiled or baked. But I still do not like them mashed. It's the texture, or more properly the lack of texture.

 

I prefer my food to have to be chewed. So I do not willingly eat mashed potatoes. And I certainly would not put some inside a piece of meat and roll it up like a burrito.

[Buckshot Bear]

11 hours ago, Alpo said:

The question wasn't about the bologna part - it was obvious that was bologna. It was the filling. Mashed potatoes?

 

When I was a callow youth, the only way I would willingly eat potatoes was if they were French fries. As I have grown my palate has expanded, and I now will eat them hash browned or boiled or baked. But I still do not like them mashed. It's the texture, or more properly the lack of texture.

 

I prefer my food to have to be chewed. So I do not willingly eat mashed potatoes. And I certainly would not put some inside a piece of meat and roll it up like a burrito.

 

Don't know what you're missing.

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[Rip Snorter]

5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Beer / Ale not uncommon in this role in olden days, even in the US!

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 .......... wasn't much good for anything else ........... think 'Fosters'

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Just now, Buckshot Bear said:

 

   ........ on second thought, let's go to Macdonalds ........ 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 .... oh, you evil genious ........  

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 minute ago, Alpo said:

 

  .... depending on their age; ewe could be making a misteak, it's mutton to laugh about. 

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4 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  .... depending on their age; ewe could be making a misteak, it's mutton to laugh about. 

Groan!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Just now, Rip Snorter said:

Groan!

 

[Alpo]

 

Obviously we are not talking about Foster's

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Obviously we are not talking about Foster's

 

 

    ..... and that is definitely a good thing .....  

 

 

 

Edited June 3, 2024 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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[John Kloehr]

22 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

That's a lot like Texas.

 

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So a Texan was visiting Australia and ran into a local rancher.

 

The rancher was a bit a a braggart and talking about how it took over a week to drive from one end of his ranch to the other.

 

The Texan listened appreciatively, nodded, and said "I once had a truck like that. Then I bought a Chevy."

Edited June 3, 2024 by John Kloehr
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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Just now, John Kloehr said:

That's a lot like Texas.

 

So a Texan was visiting Australia and ran into a rancher.

 

The rancher was a bit a a braggart and talking about how it took over a week to drive from one end of the ranch to the other.

 

The Texan listened appreciatively, nodded, and said "I once had a truck like that. Then I bought a Chevy."

 

 we don't have "ranch"s in Australia, we Cattle Stations, and Sheep Stations and they are measured in square miles/kilometers(depending on how big we need the number to be )

[John Kloehr]

16 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ...measured in square miles/kilometers(depending on how big we need the number to be )

Kilometers is bigger. But we use Fahrenheit, so our heat is worse. 40C pshaw! You don't know heat. My worst was 123 second to last time I was in Texas.

 

You know, Last time I was in Texas, I was running from an ice storm in a rented moving truck. The storm finally caught up with me in Arkansas and I had to hole up for four days. Texas maybe is not that great...

 

But the wildlife did not try to kill me. I do not trust your Koalas; would not turn my back on them.

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

Kilometers is bigger. But we use Fahrenheit, so our heat is worse. 40C pshaw! You don't know heat. My worst was 123 second to last time I was in Texas.

 

You know, Last time I was in Texas, I was running from an ice storm in a rented moving truck. The storm finally caught up with me in Arkansas and I had to hole up for four days. Texas maybe is not that great...

 

But the wildlife did not try to kill me. I do not trust your Koalas; would not turn my back on them.

 

Me either.....