The Aussie Humour Thread

[Rip Snorter]

2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

A common US Police version going back in time.  "Have a better one!"  Scale an individual gradient depending on what has happened so far in the shift / day.

[DeaconKC]

34 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Now @Alpo is gonna go nuts with questions...you are evil.

 

 

I like you...

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

44 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

In Summer here in Oz, it wouldn't be unusual to have beetroot on toast for breakfast, on a sandwich for lunch and with a salad for dinner. 

 

   ........ I assume ( and sincerely hope ) that you are speaking solely for your own dang self 😐

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 23, 2024 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
needed fixin'

[Buckshot Bear]

16 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   ........ I assume ( and sincerely hope ) that you are speaking solely for your own dang self 😐

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=taree+beetroot&oq=taree+beetroot&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIKCAEQABgIGA0YHjIKCAIQABgIGA0YHjIKCAMQABgIGA0YHjIKCAQQABgIGA0YHjIMCAUQABgIGA0YDxgeMgwIBhAAGAgYDRgPGB4yCggHEAAYgAQYogQyCggIEAAYgAQYogTSAQg1MTg3ajBqMagCALACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[Buckshot Bear]

The Aussie Vanilla Slice (and yes available in Taree) 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

The Chiko Roll.....also available in Taree  

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

38 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Aussie Vanilla Slice (and yes available in Taree) 

 

 

37 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Chiko Roll.....also available in Taree  

 

 

       ............. and both not infrequently consumed in Taree .......  😉    

Edited June 23, 2024 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
remembered a bit more

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

I, like many other Canadians, like beets!

It must be one of the connection we both have with our Mother Country origins!

 

 

 

 

That, or we're just weird that way.

 

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

I don't mind beets on occasion with lots of butter as vegetable for dinner, but not interested in a sandwich if them!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I, like many other Canadians, like beets!

It must be one of the connection we both have with our Mother Country origins!

 

 

 

 

That, or we're just weird that way.

 

 

 

  .......... you, Sir, are rather insightful .....  🥰

[Buckshot Bear]

10 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I don't mind beets on occasion with lots of butter as vegetable for dinner, but not interested in a sandwich if them!

 

There's a possibility that we might be getting our beets mixed up.

 

These are what I'm referring to -

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

I hope these are a thing for you pards !!

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

20 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

There's a possibility that we might be getting our beets mixed up.

 

These are what I'm referring to -

 

 

Yup, that's what I'll eat! Fresh and cut up are better though. We just don't call em roots!

[Rip Snorter]

Amazing, Australian rarity! https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/insane-moment-kangaroo-attacks-toddler-caught-on-cctv/news-story/8094eccf68d9e3e3345c13ca140cdddd

[Eyesa Horg]

13 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Yup, that's what I'll eat! Fresh and cut up are better though. We just don't call em roots!

 

[Buckshot Bear]

They will go to water to drown dogs -

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Just now, Eyesa Horg said:

 

 

 

Shows the differences between countries as the 'root' is dropped.
I like them on toast for breakfast in the summer.

[Eyesa Horg]

Just now, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Shows the differences between countries as the 'root' is dropped.
I like them on toast for breakfast in the summer.

Never tried em any other way than on a plate next to the steak and potatoes!

[John Kloehr]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

... in the summer.

You aren't just upside down, your seasons are reversed.!

[Buckshot Bear]

This is pretty Summer typical -

 

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, John Kloehr said:

You aren't just upside down, your seasons are reversed.!

 And in the future.......its 8.55am Monday morning 24th June here now  

[Buckshot Bear]

Your never too old to enjoy soft boiled eggs and soldiers for brekkie

[John Kloehr]

Are you calling me slow?

[Buckshot Bear]

2 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Are you calling me slow?

 

 

LOL that had me giggling  

[John Kloehr]

If you ever end up in east Tennessee, I would love to pay for some range time with you. And share a meal. I like your sense of humor.

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, John Kloehr said:

If you ever end up in east Tennessee, I would love to pay for some range time with you. And share a meal. I like your sense of humor.

 

That's sounds like an absolute dream and thank you kindly.

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I hope these are a thing for you pards !!

 

 

That looks a whole lot like an English muffin.

 

 

Not exactly, but real close.

[Buckshot Bear]

18 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That looks a whole lot like an English muffin.

 

 

Not exactly, but real close.

 

No no no......you can't confuse a crumpet with a muffin!!!!

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

Are you calling me slow?

That could be an alias: "Slower Kloehr" 

[Alpo]

26 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

No no no......you can't confuse a crumpet with a muffin!!!!

This is a muffin

It looks something like a cupcake. Except it's not frosted. Or iced, depending on what you call that thing you put on the top of cake.

 

These are English muffins

 

You cut them in half, and then you toast them and put butter or jam on them.

 

 

Or, in the case of this picture, honey.

 

But it's not a muffin. It's an English muffin. That would be like saying that French toast is toast. It's not.

[Buckshot Bear]

LOL we're Aussies....we shorten everything we ain't going to bother saying "English Muffin" when "Muffin" suffices when we're asking "Do you want a crumpet or muffin for breakfast"?

 

So.....crumpet's ain't a thing in the U.S?