The MARS rover

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Have you ever wondered why NASA always lands their rovers, on the Moon and Mars, in the desert?

 

You would think they would land em in the city so we can observe how their citizens live, etc.....

 

..........Widder

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 nah, ..... probably violate a few traffic laws and get arrested .........   

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

No visa

[Michigan Slim]

Did you take the white pills instead of the blue ones again? 

[Subdeacon Joe]

Oh.  Given the way the subject line is formatted I thought it was a thread about
 

 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Pat Riot]

They can’t land in the cities ‘cause then we’d see the aliens that the men in black tell us don’t exist...

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

53 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Marvin's dog K-9 (his name)

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

No visa

 

or Master Card

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

No visa

 

3 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

 

or Master Card

American Express not accepted.

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

Some planets have metallic hydrogen.

Think how cold it must be to turn hydrogen solid.

And who would guess it is a metal?

Best

CR

I got a pop up saying   Put an end to clogged gutters......

I bet those rockets would do that....Hmmmmm..

[Pat Riot]

2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

So this is how Terminator happens...

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2 hours ago, Chili Ron said:

Howdy,

Some planets have metallic hydrogen.

Think how cold it must be to turn hydrogen solid.

And who would guess it is a metal?

Best

CR

I got a pop up saying   Put an end to clogged gutters......

I bet those rockets would do that....Hmmmmm..

From Wikipedia 

QuoteSolid hydrogen - 

 

Solid hydrogen is the solid state of the element hydrogen, achieved by decreasing the temperature below hydrogen's melting point of 14.01 K (−259.14 °C; −434.45 °F).

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Can you imagine....... we (NASA) spends millions of bucks on a space telescope (Hubble) so we can see stuff

quadrillions of miles away.   The telescope is so powerful, it can probably see a fly sitting on your nose and tell

if its a male or female fly.

 

So you know that telescope has scanned Mars a few times, atleast enough to tell NASAA scientist where they need

to land the rover.

 

So WHY do we need to spend millions more to put a rover there, just to tell us its deserted and a barren desert?

 

Who cares if the moon is made of cheese and Mars is made of chocolate.   We'll never get to taste any of it.

 

..........Widder

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Who cares if the moon is made of cheese and Mars is made of chocolate.   We'll never get to taste any of it.

 

..........Widder

 

You’re sure of that?

[Smoken D]

[Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795]

The pics of Bigfoot look like that,too! Also UFO's

[Major General Shagnasty]

On 2/26/2021 at 5:53 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

They can’t land in the cities ‘cause then we’d see the aliens that the men in black tell us don’t exist...

Shoot,  all they have to do is land in any Wall-Mart to see those guys.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

On 2/26/2021 at 7:01 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Have you ever wondered why NASA always lands their rovers, on the Moon and Mars, in the desert?

 

You would think they would land em in the city so we can observe how their citizens live, etc.....

 

..........Widder

 

 

They're getting some responses from Martians now, but I don't think the first contact has been all that friendly!