Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 True Story: I now have a Son-in-Law. He likes to shoot and hunt. His groomsmen actually bought him a Ruger 5.56 American rifle as a wedding gift. ANYHOW, when he returns from the honeymoon, I plan to take him back out on the farm to harvest some mud turtles out of the neighbors pond. The farmer hates those turtles and loves for us to test them for pain intolerance. Anyhow, I plan to tell him to grab that new rifle and we will go up on the hillside and see if we can smack a few mudturtles around. Distance is about 100+ yards, depending upon which shade tree ya want to sit under. MY PLAN: I'm gonna find a fake turtle shell and put it on the far bank of the pond. Under the shell will be a goodly amount of Tannerite. Enough to decimate the turtle shell. He won't know its a fake turtle shell nor about the tannerite. I'll be saying.......'WOW... what kinda bullets are you shooting in that rifle'? TN Williams might be the biggest liar......... but I'm a better jokester...... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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