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Useless things we do that we know are useless

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12 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

Most of the time it's the visual "sign" language that starts the fire.

I have rolled the window down.....

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Using the wood chipper when you have a perfectly good pond, not to mention a backhoe.

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6 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

I look at the Classifieds….

 

 

  ...... i look in the obituaries hoping to NOT find my name ........ :blush:

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6 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

I look at the Classifieds….

 

 

  ...... i look in the obituaries hoping to NOT find my name ........ :blush:

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6 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

I look at the Classifieds….

 

 

  ...... i look in the obituaries hoping to NOT find my name ........ :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OOPS  !!!!!

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10 hours ago, Raylan said:

Using the wood chipper when you have a perfectly good pond, not to mention a backhoe.

 

You're supposed let the wood chipper discharge into the pond.:ph34r:

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And use the backhoe to create a false trail. :ph34r:

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11 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

You're supposed let the wood chipper discharge into the pond.:ph34r:

Coitainly. Saves on fish food.

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On 1/3/2020 at 5:30 PM, Charlie Harley, #14153 said:

Lining up dollar bills so they face the same way before putting them in my billfold. 

 

I do that along with making sure that identical denominations of bills are grouped together, smallest to largest.  I think my dad taught me to do that.  To me when you're handling money it is a benefit to make sure you eliminate as many opportunities for mistakes as possible.

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I use a money clip. So I straighten and sort the bills and always make sure the smallest denominations are on the outside. 

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On ‎1‎/‎4‎/‎2020 at 9:14 AM, Cypress Sun said:

 

I don't know about the rest of the world but if the "close door" button works in an American elevator, then it is a direct violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

 

The law was made sometime in the '90's to help people with wheelchairs, crutches, etc.

This is also dependent on the local code, and certain federal facilities that are exempt. The main purpose of the door close  button in todays elevators is for use during Phase II fire operation from inside the car. If you don't have an operating door close button on phase II, then that car has to be taken out of service until repaired.

 

 

Guess I haven't forgot everything since I left the industry....:lol:

        

 

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Well, well, well.

A call to pick up some milk on the way home revealed this.

Not only both doors open, but sitting so you can't get your cart to the cooler.

HyveeIdiotCrop.jpg

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Reply to WTC after PWB has posted the answer.

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Pressing Ctrl-C multiple times to copy something you've highlighted into the clipboard.

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Tell the people on the television show what they are doing wrong.

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2 hours ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

Reply to WTC after PWB has posted the answer.

 

That and come up with another 50 what ifs.

 

BTW its supposed to be what you do and not what everyone else does. :P:D

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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

That and come up with another 50 what ifs.

 

BTW its supposed to be what you do and not what everyone else does. :P:D

 

But, But..........What if..............

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I s'pose I could stop yellin' at the TV when they call some stoopid reality program as "the show ALL Australia is watching" and I won't. :blush:

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